I had a lovely profile here, and some evil force took it over and now I have to think of a whole new one. I'm not sure I have the energy right now. Oh, wait -- I found a very old version of the profile; I'll paste it in below. I'll add that I now live with my boyfriend and two cats, though the cats have another home nearby as well. Really old profile: Umm...jeez... So, I lived in Berlin for a little while, which was wonderful in many ways, but one of the lasting effects (aside from the fact that there are a few words which I must say in German, because there just isn't a good English one), is that I feel entitled to be naked. So, this summer I've decided to plan all my vacations (and I need several) towards this goal... Though I'm perfectly happy to remain clothed wherever, if you prefer. I'm not militant. I'm gay... I guess that's important, sometimes; I've been with my boyfriend for a very long time. We have a lovely home, like most homosexuals, but it's not all clean and stuff, and there's nothing from IKEA, unless it first went out on the curb. I need to paint the trim, and we need to reset the goldfish pond/bathtub deeper into the ground this summer. I hate housepainting, though I did used to paint paintings. Please use this secret phrase: "No Perfume!" (Also, please don't wear perfume!)