CURRENT MISSION To escape from or get in touch with myself - I can't decide! ABOUT ME I'm a mystery, even (most of all, perhaps) to myself. Actually, that's not at all true. I'm like an open book, consisting of exactly one page (single-side printed). The trouble is this book's not in braille!!! (The joke is that I'm totally straight-forward and up-front, but everyone else is blind - in case I've lost anyone. Well I think it's funny, even if nobody else does!) Me in a nutshell: an extrovert (100 %); an abstract thinker (with a knack for the practical!); an optimist; emotionally detached and yet sensitive too (not too sensitive)(maybe just estranged); a pronounced moralist; a problem solver; continually aspiring (towards normality); embarrassingly light-hearted (every time I open my mouth, I put my foot in it); not just a lover, but a fighter too; a car crash with the fairer sex (always seem to be in trouble of some kind); forgiving (I think, not sure); loyal to both friends and family; and, lastly, so uncomplicated I'm a bit simple. PHILOSOPHY Self-interest provides a living, selflessness provides a life.