CURRENT MISSION To be formidable and fearless ABOUT ME I am the strongest girl in the world. I am the love child of a monocycling pirate and an ice cream queen. I hail from the second star to the right, and always take the road less traveled. Most of the time I don't know how to behave with all the apples and ibexes. I dont suffer because of my bazillion freckles, I love them! I am truly a female dynamo: a steel worker by day, exotic dancer by night. I drink my lemonade right from the jug! Like a rolling stone, I gather no moss! I love apricots, being barefoot, Dr. Seuss, singing too loudly, gallivanting, palindromes, baggy sweatshirts and yoga pants, Elvis Presley, magic tricks and (of course) donkeys! I have also been charged with (and found guilty of) overusing the exclamation point! PHILOSOPHY I think that we don’t need to be weekend warriors—what a waste of an opportunity if we save everything that we desperately want to do for a rainy day inside of a bucket list of dreams.