Founded a company backed by venture capital. (It was exciting, I didn't make money of it though).

I can teach you handstand (near the wall) I can cook healthy food

I love to cook for a company of friends and make coffee - I used to be a bartender. I can host you, we can go for a run or to the gym)

I work full-time as software engineer. But this is not who I am. Honestly I didn't figure it out yet.