CURRENT MISSION There are five oceans, seven continents, and billions of people. I have hardly swum, walked, or shaken hands with any of them. ABOUT ME If I were a dog I would have red hair and brown eyes. If I were a cat I wouldn't have whiskers. If I were a horse I would be kind to others. If I were a panda I would listen well. If I were a giraffe I wouldn't take things very seriously. If I were the sun I would shine. PHILOSOPHY Life is like an improv scene: someone from the audience suggests a location, and suddenly there you are.