I saw dead people vote for Democrats, once.

I'll teach you how to play the blues on a guitar, how to do proper push-ups, how to start a business, how to flunk it, and how to negotiate. I wouldn't mind learning more Russian, practicing my German, learning how to cook better, but most of all being intelligently contradicted.

Comfortable (but small) place to stay, if only to get you out of a pinch, tips on the crunchy bits of Paris, good music, good company, endless supplies of booze and annoying contradictions, good banter, and a morning ride through the empty streets of Paris in a 1950s car. If it starts.

Greek politics, music, art, geography, history, mathematics, social science, psychology, strategy, mechanics, business, poetry, analytical endeavors, and a few hundred other things.