Hitchhiked up through Chile

These are all things I can do.

Language practice, good stories, simple cooking. And I can answer all your questions about American culture without starting a fight. I have heard that this is actually kind of rare. And the thing that you need to understand is that I'm hilarious. Sometimes I get some complaints because people are all like "Hey man, my sides hurt. You should have told me you were so funny before I invited over, I wasn't prepared to laugh this hard!" and I can only apologize and try to not be as hysterical, which is boring. So now I just warn people in advance.

Sports, art, good music.