In 2012 I successfully auditioned as a dancer for the Moulin Rouge, and was offered a 12 month contract. Legit, I was shocked too.

Teach: I've taught tap dancing for about 6yrs, and will happily teach you a cheeky combination or two. I also know a little bit about medicine and the human body, and may be able to answer any relatively easy questions you have. My answer to most things, however, will probably be something like, "Mhmm... I think you should see a doctor about that." Learn: I'd love to learn how to speak German more proficiently, as well as learning to knit, ride a skateboard, and also how to cook. I'm absolutely useless in the kitchen and struggle to even boil pasta half the time Share: I like to think that I'm a really good listener. I'd love to share my keenness for conversation with you

A bunch of useless medical facts, really. They aren't fun either - most of them are painfully specific and relate to enzyme pathways in the liver or the pharmacokinetics of certain drugs. Nothing legitimately fun or trivia-worthy, I'm afraid

Medicine, dancing, yoga, science, sarcasm