Well, I'm an idiot and I moved to Europe with no knowledge of German, no return ticket, no guarantee of a job and nothing to wear in the snow. Cue a year later, and I'm now mildly ok to not that bad in German, have a ticket back to Australia (via lots of other countries), a job, and snow gear, plus I'm happier and healthier than before. It gave me a new outlook on life and also made me realise how batshit crazy everyone is in Australia and how tough we damn are. Moving to Austria =This was the most amazing thing I've done.

I'll cook dinner if you teach me everything you know about your city, deal? Please also see below!

I can share with you my newfound love of Austria, my historical and cultural knowledge of Australia. I can tell you about that time I saw someone get bitten by a shark, or the time I drove a PT Cruiser through the bushland. Or when I got drunk and started 'Irish dancing' (a poor excuse for Irish dancing, I shamed the people of Ireland that day) on my friend's roof and didn't break a single bone but he broke his leg. There's also the time I ate too much expensive cheese at this fancy dinner at a Schloss and vomited so much into a sink that I blocked it. I'll make you dinner, and try not to eat too much cheese or do a jig on your roof.