Because I'm greedy and broke, and want to exploit this opportunity to stay with people for free. Also, it's an easy way to attract future victims to my den.

Favorite Music: Sonic Youth, Wavves, MGMT, Cigarettes after Sex, Ariel Pink, The Smiths, The Cure, Of Montreal, My Bloody Valentine, Depeche Mode, Mazzy Star, Blur, Beck, Soko, Father John Misty, music from Zelda Favorite Books: The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Nighttime, The Secret Diary of Adrian Mole Aged 13¾, Norwegian Wood Favorite Series: Californication, Breaking Bad, Better Call Saul, Bojack Horseman, Scrubs, That 70's Show, Twin Peaks, Weeds, Arrested Development, anything by Louis Theroux Favorite Films: Garden State, Leon the Professional, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Fightclub, Inter the Void, The Science of Sleep, Gone Girl, American Beauty, American Psycho, Moonrise Kingdom, Blue is the Warmest Color, Get Him To the Greek ( furry walls <3 ), Nature documentaries