Wrote a letter to Noam Chomsky - recieved a response in less than a week - got excited and shared it on social media - The e-mail went viral - Political campaigns entirely changed the context of the mail in their own favor - It effected the votes of a group of people - eventually I regretted sending the letter.

Hypothesis 1: I can't fly Hypothesis 2: A duck cant fly Conclusion: I am a duck

Toothpicks... and maybe some of my mystical powers if I think you're a chosen one

I've done a lot of dumb things.