Fifteen real push ups. Don't act like you're not impressed.

I'd like to fully understand the difference between a possum and an opossum. If you could explain it to me, that'd be great. Maybe I don't fully understand this section, maybe I do. Hard to say.

I can edit any papers/that novel you've been working on. I can teach you the Korean alphabet. I can make an excellent grilled cheese and pour a solid glass of wine. I have a delightful personality. I can make sure you get out for that run you were thinking about. I can wash dishes with high efficiency. I can feed you. I have a great sense of humor. I can teach you how to play the piano. If you've read this far I'd like to shake your hand.

Books, running long distances, wine, beer, Korean food, playing and listening to music, karaoke, dancing with both determination and mediocrity.