🦔🦔🦔🦔🦔🦔🦔🦔🦔🦔🦔🦔🦔🦔🦔🦔🦔🦔🦔🦔🦔 Sadly, our beloved 🍊Miss Clementine🍊 passed away by the end of January 😭💔 We are planning to get a successor, but I'm just too lazy to edit the text now and having to restore it in a few of months. So for now just ignore any rules regarding the hedgehog. 🦔🦔🦔🦔🦔🦔🦔🦔🦔🦔🦔🦔🦔🦔🦔🦔🦔🦔🦔🦔🦔 WELCOME TO THE SPIDER'S LAIR! 🕸️ Now in Kraków, the 2nd most infuckingcredible place in the world (#1 is MEXICO CITY, of course 🇲🇽). My name is Alberto, code name "EL ARAÑO" (The Spider) 🕷️ I'm a secret agent in the MexBI: the Mexican FBI... which is identical to the FBI but in an extremely low budget version. You know, you can't expect too much from a country where the pizza delivery guy arrives 10 times faster than the police 🍕🚔 My usual partner for all the missions is a blue felt hedgehog 🦔 He's the master of disguise... I mean, who would suspect of a fluffy 7 cm blue hedgehog? I could tell you more about our mission, but agent Hedgie might have to kill you. N'aaaah... being serious, I'm just a normal guy working as a programmer for a bank 🏦 Believe me, is more boring than it sounds. Sometimes I could seem to be cold but I'm not, I'm just a very relaxed dude. [PEDANTRY CORNER] I think I am like The King 👑 in The Little Prince's story: "Because he was a very good man, he made his orders reasonable". [/PEDANTRY CORNER] Again, just in case it was not yet clear, I'M MEXICAN 🇲🇽 🇲🇽 🇲🇽, so please don’t use the “I’m coming to your city to know more about your culture” excuse because in this case it doesn’t work. Coming to Poland to know more about Mexico? That’s quite weird, isn’t it? 🧐 Yeah, yeah... after living in Poland for over a decade now my papers say I'm Polish, but my soul and my cactus face say I'll always be Mexican :P 📸 I like photography. I'm not really good at it, but sometimes I get good shots 🚲 I love cycling. I'm fat, but I can do up to 150 km in one day 🛩️ I love WWII planes... I have formed a whole RC squadron and all of them but one are airworthy I didn't really want to get to this point, but just to probe that you read the basic stuff from my profile, you must include the magic password in your request. YOU WILL FIND IT IN THE "MY HOME" SECTION. ⛔️⛔️⛔️⛔️⛔️⛔️⛔️⛔️⛔️⛔️⛔️⛔️⛔️⛔️⛔⛔️⛔️ ⛔️⛔️ BEFORE SENDING ME A REQUEST ⛔️⛔️ ⛔️⛔️⛔️⛔️⛔️⛔️⛔️⛔️⛔️⛔️⛔️⛔️⛔️⛔️⛔️⛔⛔️ - HAVING A FULL PROFILE IS A MUST! - Keep in mind that I have a pet hedgehog and she roams free in the apartment during the night. - I understand everyone has different needs. I can make exceptions, but I'm not a fan of hosting people for only one night. Please consider staying at least 2 nights, so washing the sheets makes sense. - I don't enjoy people who stay at my apartment ALL DAY LONG but I also don't like it when they escape just after they woke up and come back at midnight. There has to be a balance. - DO NOT send me any requests more than a week in advance. I understand that you might want to organize your whole trip, but I cannot commit to anything with such a long anticipation. - Crappy single-line requests, specially from empty profiles, will be replied with a simple NO with no further explanation. - Read the "My Home" section (if you're using the mobile App, then tap on "Read More" under the "Accepting Guests" status). Trust me, I will notice if you didn't. https://www.couchsurfing.com/people/agent_spider/couch - ¿Eres español o latinoamericano? ¡¡No seas vago/perezoso/flojo y escríbeme en español!! - I can make exceptions (for example, people who live in small towns nobody ever visits), but if you have surfed a ridiculous amount of times but you have never or almost never hosted, I will probably NOT host you as you are not giving back to the community a fraction of the hospitality you have received. - If you're going to be swiping on Tinder you better get yourself a room in a hotel, this way you avoid me becoming a cockblocker or making me feel used and abandoned if you disappear and spend the night somewhere else with your date.

CURRENT MISSION Enjoy life now, afterwards it´s gonna get serious enough :) ABOUT ME So hey people out there, :) My name is Alex I´m 26 years old. I live in the beautiful country of Poland and I come from the heart of Europe, namely Austria. I really enjoy living here in Kraków. However as I´m used to get into contact with people from abroad i really like to continue doing so on this website. I´m a really open minded friendly companion with whom you can have a lot of fun and as well talk about serious matters. I have no prejudices and always want to get to know people especially other cultures. I´m really easygoing and i really hope to make a lot of acquaintances, friendships or even best friends from all over the world :) Just contact me if you need a place to sleep a little talk or just information about anything. Maybe we just hold a discussion :) Sincerely, Alex PHILOSOPHY i really think family, love and friends are the most important things in life. One could have tons of money and be alone the one who has nearly no money but a women to love and friend who would back him up is a thousand times happier.

**Emergency/Last-minute number:** +48797510281 (Whatsapp, telegram) Hello, and a warm welcome to all travelers! 😊 I truly appreciate everyone who joins this community. I understand that sometimes, there can be misunderstandings about the nature of this service, and I empathize with those who may feel frustrated. I've experienced my fair share of unexpected situations, and I completely understand that emergencies and cancellations can occur. Please don’t hesitate to reach out to me, whether it’s weeks or just minutes in advance! I genuinely hope we can connect and share delightful experiences in the kitchen together. Everyone is welcome! (With the exception of those who may have negative feelings about Poland or its politics—let’s embrace the joy of vacationing and keep the atmosphere lighthearted!) CURRENT MISSION I`m just looking to get some karma going for myself.

IG: wilmerevaristo

I am originally from Chottoggram, Bangladesh, and have been living in poland for a long time. I enjoy hearing people's life stories and their culture and like to taste good food 😁. I like walking and I love soups and I like hanging out with people. IG: @gaousms

ABOUT ME instagram: tural_yolchuyev Easygoing, funny, always positive, and sometimes crazy - in a good way:) Love to meet new people and gain new friends. So far have met many people from all over the world and want to do it throughout all my life!:) PHILOSOPHY The most important thing is to enjoy your life-to be happy-it's all that matters

I travel very light - usually with just one backpack - and I enjoy observing how people live in different countries. I’m currently writing a book about life, humanity’s purpose, and what connects us all. Traveling gives me ideas. I’m a calm and independent traveler who respects personal space. I don’t expect constant interaction - a short chat in the kitchen or a cup of tea is more than enough for me to feel the spirit of a place. I don’t push for socializing, but I’m open to it if it happens naturally. I usually stay only one or two nights because I’m always on the move.

Sorry for missing your requests/not responding, I've been cut off from CS after that damn update in the beginning of May. Geographer, photographer, vegetarian, NGO-volunteer. Like to travel alone. Singing in a choir. October 2025 - changing a flat, renovation, a lot of other things going on 😅 Please expect delays in responding and limited ability to host, sorry! April 2025 - (Renavation is still ongoing, I'm slowly losing sanity 😅)