CURRENT MISSION a vague sense of freedom involving self-employment and world travel ABOUT ME i have a history of turning people onto new obsessions. my superpowers are living out of a suitcase and the ability to sleep on any surface. i can cook you a delicious meal. PHILOSOPHY i don't believe in boredom, nor do i believe in being stuck. but i do believe in having as much fun as possible while spending as little money as possible.