CURRENT MISSION Message me PERSONALLY for a Couch Request. General Requests are now being ignored. God writes a lot of comedy... the trouble is, he's stuck with so many bad actors who don't know how to play funny. -Garrison Keillor ABOUT ME I am a good person. I enjoy photography, reading, and sometimes being really annoying. I can not abide being abused in a country I am supposed to be a guest in. DO NOT COME TO CHINA! PHILOSOPHY Look, I don't want to wax philosophic, but I will say that if you're alive you've got to flap your arms and legs, you've got to jump around a lot, for life is the very opposite of death, and therefore you must at very least think noisy and colorfully, or you're not alive. -Mel Brooks