CURRENT MISSION To spontaneously break into song as often as possible ABOUT ME I look both ways before crossing the street and I enjoy climbing trees; Kool-Aid is a bs drink. I love children and spoil my niece Ari with fluffy animals that talk to her, which is just a little weird. She likes chewing on things because she's just now learning the joys of having teeth. I'd rather be outside than inside, but I've been housebroken and got straight A's in obedience school. The important thing here is that I make good cookies. And I'd like to be your friend. PHILOSOPHY It's not a banana - it's a plantain.