Check out my (old) CS "About Me": https://www.couchsurfing.com/users/1098848/profile/legacy ...mean couchsurfing remakings, however, deleted most of the bullshit I tediously amassed during 6 years of CS membership. Shame on you CS. One day I'll be married with 3 children and 2 wives and some lovers and delete this account. Until then I can teach you how to correctly pronounce Rindfleischetikettierungsüberwachungsaufgabenübertragungsgesetz. But that's just the tip of the iceberg. My versatility is sheer limitless. CURRENT MISSION Trade my A4 sheet of paper for an Audi of the same type. ABOUT ME Yepp, I'm German; I'm gonna give you a few moments so that you can mentally browse thru all the stereotypes you now have. German excellence: precission, on-time, engineering, beer, soccer, cars, starting/loosing world wars. Btw that moustached angry little dictator guy was austrian. ... Done? Good, let's get on: I love Juicy Fruit chewing gum; I like to sip Cherry Cokes, Mint Juleps 'n Old Fashioneds, and nibble on beef steaks. Climb mountains, go out partying, break the sound barrier on my race bike and stroll around pretty much anywhere. Some calisthenics, mediation, cooking, work in the garden are also bernhardish activities. I read excessive amounts and I have this odd obsession about equity risk premiums 'n other weird capital markets' shit; hey c'mon, i was born like this :) Previously, I lived and worked in Lima and Toronto; and back home in Germany. I lived 20+ years in zee Vaterland, so it was time to get out of zerre...currently I work in Salzburg / expat wherever one of our subsidiaries needs my advice, recently that's in Hungary. Yepp, that´s it in a nutshell. M'kay? Oh, did you know: 111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321 Furthermore, I'm a good procrastinator. I will tell you more about that, later. ...I still owe some 70ish references to my ex guests. It shall be done! Soon. PHILOSOPHY Make sure the juice is worth the squeeze.