HOW I PARTICIPATE IN COUCHSURFING I am not nice, actually meant and terrible and I am not running hotel. READ before you send a request! ( And send me a request, NOT MESSAGEs ) I am a typical typical Virgo! So if you know a thing or two about us, we are clean FREAK! ( Just added, I don't like to be a grandpa, telling you to do this and don't do that. However, some just left me no choice.) -If you think I am running a hotel, you are wrong -If you come back late, text me, grandpa sleep early -Everyone, yes, I am slaving you. If you want to stay at my place, you need to spend one hour per day to clean toilet, mirror etc. -If you wanna take a shower, there is a super good one located at the government complex around the corner. It closes at 10 pm. -Guys, I hate to tell you if you drop your pee, I will cut it, PERIOD! -Girls, if you throw your 'things' in the toilet bowl..... -Women! Please use toilet paper wisely! It's like I change a roll every day while I only change once a month for my own! -I work 9 days a week, 730am to 900pm so please be ready to go on with your trip by 900am, because I hide many dirty magazines under my bed. ( no matter how hard I try to clean them, they are still very dirty ) So please plan well before you come. -Drink warm water in the morning, it is a Chinese thing. -Share bill -Learn to speak a Cantonese word every day, I will test you every evening. (Not from me, I speak Mars) -No toilet door! Use if you dare... You got to be crazy if you are still reading, or just super desperate... COUCHSURFING EXPERIENCE Experiences........ Don't know what to say... For those who didn't write me a good comment, I am coming for you! Good experience? Too many, and you don't want to read, so BAD experience! See, now you are reading... Request like, 1. "Hi, I am XXX, I like to stay X days with you..... " Mass message?? No thanks. 2. "Hi, I am XXX, I need a bed"... Well, go help yourself at the nearest IKEA, seen some pretty good one. 3. "Hi, I am XXX, check my FB picture (mostly female)" well... I have someone who is so beautiful in my heart already, so I don't really care how you look. 4. "Hi, I am XXX, doing visa run....... " RUN, Forrest, RUN!!

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