Read this with the perspective that words don't ever communicate the full understanding of intense crazy awesomeness that you are about to experience if you stay here..... I'm an artist, inventor, maker, producer, I own an art gallery / studio in Bakersfield with a secrete bookshelf door entrance, elevator hammock swings, aerial silks, big screen movie theater, hover boards, a sensory overload machine, giant hammock cuddle pit, a stunt harness rig for space jumping and flying around the room, 3D sky diving simulator, archery area, a voice controlled universe simulator (that you will sleep under) and a bunch of other crazy fun stuff! This is where you will stay! So I build things, creat things, fix things. I did borderline insomniac for most of my life and instead of sleeping I acquired skills! So now I have a crazy amount of random talents, including fire poi spinning, rope dart, voice impressions and accents, nunchucking, painting, fire shooting, magic tricks, yoyo, juggling, contact juggling, sword fighting, iPad painting, photography and video production skills, internet hacking, business skills, web development, reverse engineering, back flipping and much more. My skills and life choices closely model that of a ninja turtle. And yes, I live off of pizza. Im sort of like a ninja and an engineer... some call me a "ninjineer". I just might be the most unusual person you will ever meet.