Currently on Earth pretending to be human until my spaceship gets repaired. Mission: observe local life forms, decode their obsession with sugar, and learn why they make that face when tasting lemon. So far, I’ve mastered "smiling awkwardly", "pretending to understand small talk" and "nodding when someone mentions taxes". If you are a fellow Earthling willing to exchange curious customs, please approach slowly and bring coffee, it seems to calm my species.