I've discovered the Theory of Relativity. But please don't tell Albert, it's going to hurt his feelings.

I teach math so let's talk about the derivatives and integrals. Just kidding, we don't have to talk about those, we can just watch my favorite 12-hour-long video on Calculus on YouTube.

Well, if you are my guest then my house is your house and you can feel free to use anything. I don't have the house rules except for smoking which is strictly FORBIDDEN (by me) anywhere in the apartment. Feel free to smoke outside the house, but again, please don't throw the cigarette butts in the street. (that's just not cool yk). Also, you can ask me to play your favorite song on the piano. I promise, I'll definitely butcher it, but come on, when was the last time someone played the piano for you? And, again, Dear Taylor, I'm still sorry about earlier :) Finally, if I have some time, I might cook for you some very authentic Georgian food, such as: french toast, Italian carbonara or good old American pancakes.