So I've got lost in Ufa, Russia with dead phone, a bit drunk after a crazy night. No one to talk to, can't read anything and too stupid to ask for help because of drunk reasons. Yes, lesson learned.

When you're in Yogyakarta, I probably can teach you on how to avoid parking man fee and avoid getting traffic tickets from the Phopho? Would love to learn about you and your stories. Especially if you happened to be a martial arts and grappling-enthusiast. Love to share some stories over a cup of coffee or couple of beers after having a meal together. Just don't forget to buy me some cocktails or beers if you're in the mood to play some musics and having a jam session together 😂

politeness, warm smile, grateful attitude and trying my best not to become freeloaders.

Completing my list of things people do when they're drunk while completely sober, a bit.