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  • No se ha indicado ningún idioma
  • 40, Otro
  • Miembro desde 2023
  • No se ha indicado ninguna ocupación
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  • No se ha indicado la ciudad natal
  • Has completado un 100% de tu perfil

Sobre mí

Hi, I’m Martin — father of three fantastic kids, seeker of Beautiful Buckets™, and current housemate of Jesus Christ Himself. Yes, that Jesus. He moved in quietly one day and never left. Honestly, He’s the most low-maintenance roommate I’ve ever had. Zero snoring. Infinite forgiveness. 10/10 would host again.

Life used to be me and my ex traveling the world hunting for buckets. Now it’s me, the kids, and Jesus hunting for meaning, snacks, and occasionally a matching pair of socks. Spoiler: Jesus doesn't wear socks. Mine remain a mystery known only to higher powers.

I’m still very much into buckets. A good bucket can hold water, dreams, or emotional baggage. A great bucket has a smaller bucket inside it — which, according to ancient family lore, means we can shower. Jesus hasn’t confirmed this doctrine, but He hasn’t denied it either, so I take that as spiritual approval.

We live in beautiful, rainy Bergen, where Jesus claims He could part the clouds if He wanted to… but prefers to “build our character.” Thanks, buddy.

Our home is full of:

Kids laughing, yelling, learning, and occasionally summoning each other like tiny prophets

Me pretending I know what I’m doing

Jesus turning water into Coca Cola (Miracles come in many forms.)

We welcome travelers who appreciate laughter, good conversations, spontaneous pancake evenings, and the occasional moment where Jesus steps in to help me keep my sanity. Don’t worry — He’s chill. More of a “supportive life coach” vibe than a “thou shalt not eat snacks after 8 PM” vibe.

If you stay with us, expect a warm welcome, good humor, plenty of conversation, and maybe — just maybe — a tiny miracle, like all the kids falling asleep at the same time.

Come with kindness, curiosity, and a willingness to appreciate the divine comedy of everyday life. The door is open. Jesus already knows you’re thinking about it.

Info about our location:

📌 Feel free to use our:
👉🏻 WiFi
👉🏻 Bathrooms
👉🏻 Washing mashine and tumble dryer
👉🏻 Living room
👉🏻 Kitchen (and fridge to storage you food if you prefer)
👉🏻 Garden
👉🏻 Bicycles
👉🏻 Instruments (guitars, keyboard, drums)

📌 Feel free to spend time with us and/or our children and/or our dog

📌 Connection: city centre - our home
Bus nr. 76, 400 meters from our home
Stop home: Tranevegen
Take the bus to Nesttun Terminal
Then change to the tram to Bergen "sentrum"
Time: 41 minutes

Price: 40 NOK (3,4 EUR) for 60 minutes

📌 Connection: airport - our home
Metro Bybanen, 15 minutes walking from our
home Stop home: Skjoldsskiftet 
Stop airport: Bergen lufthavn (the bottom of
the terminal)
Time: 33 minutes
Price: 40 NOK (3,4 EUR) for 60 minutes

📌 Connection: airport - city centre
Metro Bybanen
Stop airport: Bergen lufthavn (the bottom of
the terminal)
Stop city centre: Nonneseter or next and last
one Byparken
Time: ~ 40 minutes

Por qué estoy en Couchsurfing

Why not ?

Intereses

  • hiking
  • biking
  • diving
  • gliding

Música, películas y libros

We occasionally watch movies. Music is essential and there is always some music playing in the house

Enseña, aprende, comparte

We don't teach, we listen and learn

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