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Check out my (old) CS "About Me":
...mean couchsurfing remakings, however, deleted most of the bullshit I tediously amassed during 6 years of CS membership. Shame on you CS.
Trade my A4 sheet of paper for an Audi of the same type.
I love Juicy Fruit chewing gum; I like to sip Cherry Cokes, Mint Juleps & Old Fashioneds, and nibble on beef steaks. Climb mountains, break the sound barrier on my race bike and stroll around pretty much anywhere.
I moved to Hungary and work as a management consultant.
Previously, I lived&worked in Lima and Toronto; and back home in Germany. I lived 20+ years in zee Vaterland, so it was time to get out of zerre...have been livin' in Hungary for ~7 years now. Yepp, that´s it in a nutshell. M'kay?
Oh, did you know: 111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321
Furthermore, I'm a good procrastinator. But I will tell you more about that later.
Make sure the juice is worth the squeeze.
"Would you tell me, please, which way I ought to go from here?"
"That depends a good deal on where you want to get to," said the Cat.
"I don't much care where –" said Alice.
"Then it doesn't matter which way you go," said the Cat.
The Cheshire Cat & Alice, in: Lewis Carroll's Alice in Wonderland
Why I’m on Couchsurfing
HOW I PARTICIPATE IN COUCHSURFING
i will dip you into hershey's and then eat you.
you'll see, i'm a fucking awesome dude.
Outdoors: I enjoy hiking in snowstorms, mountaineering (yeah, I'm from the Alps), travelling around, road cycling, longboarding & backcountry snowboarding.other: reading, business analysis & small cap distressed investing .
Music, Movies, and Books
something to watch: BBC Planet Earth, Baraka (& all other Ron Fricke movies), Band of Brothers, Yes Minister, Man of the Year, Thank You for Smoking, The Shawshank Redemption, Stranger Than Fiction, Fight Club.
and listen to: Borodin, Prokofiev, Grieg, Chopin, Fatboy Slim & Chemical Brothers and a buttload of rock bands who are fucking cool as hell
reading:i read tons, and all kinds of stuff. sexy corporate annual reports, F-10K's &Q's, car manuals if i'm sitting in a car, instructions on the barf bag while on a plane, at this very moment i am reading the nutrition value of the yogurt pot on my table. i am very much interested in everything. but mostly about companies and their fuck-ups & peter drucker`s writings & kafka, dostoyevsky, hemingway, camus, ayn rand & lot of other shit.
One Amazing Thing I’ve Done
Avalanches, giant glaciers, cubic-mile icebergs, earthquakes in peru, arctic sunsets, lightning storms/supercells, arctic snowstorms. apparently I am impressed by natural phenomena.
Using my stealthy abilities, I once broke into the Vatican Gardens and was hunted down by a dozen Swiss guard fellaz within 2 hrs. Got kicked out subsequently.
One night I had that dream of eating a giant marshmallow, the next morning my pillow was gone.
Teach, Learn, Share
i can teach you Krav Maga (...how to wreak havoc in 2,5 seconds)
lots of other rather useless fun crap
What I Can Share with Hosts
Mi casa es tu casa.
But then again, don't push it: e.g. shaving your balls with my razor naked in the kitchen is not that cool as you might have thought. ing on my plants is also a no-go (but you might mix it in with the soil to fertilize).
Geeez, some common sense & don't be a douche, m'kay?
Countries I’ve Visited
Austria, Czech Republic, Faroe Islands, France, Greenland, Iceland, Italy, Liechtenstein, Luxembourg, Netherlands, Poland, Romania, Scotland, Slovakia, Spain, Switzerland, Tunisia, Ukraine, United Kingdom, United States, Vatican City State
Countries I’ve Lived In
Canada, Germany, Hungary, Peru, United Kingdom