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  • 51 References 27 Confirmed & Positive
  • Fluent in English, French, German, Italian; learning Serbian
  • 100, Male
  • Member since 2014
  • missing hairy ha ha & UNsubversive non secret agent
  • yes its called "LIFE"
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About Me


seeking intelligence & humour on this earth


ask me or visit me,


next why? always ask why? :)


so, IF you have communication problems go to "Berlin" caffe (in old town ) Stari grad , (Njegoseva 24) .. IF I am not there , ask Milos orEdo to contact me..

you might get a drink whilst U wait.. :)

code : "1teamAlien" quote on your requests and prove you read my profile fully...:)

Why I’m on Couchsurfing


i am always "CSing" I prefer the opposit gender, as I spend a lot of time (during winter) with sports (men) talking football and such, so its more interesting, and DIFFERENT for the rest of the time for me to host and talk with girls & women (not "fee males" ha ha) or go dancing and socialize , as I am a"loner" during the cold months and so like to be active during the beautiful months , here from April to October...PLEASE do NOT REQUEST hosting, if u a) dont like to be "sociable" or b) U do NOT read MY profile....respect the host!

This is the new "pro file" on CSing, I previously hosted over 100 people in Podgorica with over 80 positive references , however some neggies spoilt that..

I have already some VERY positive experiences HOSTing here in Dg, (nearby )
but had almost as many Csing problems of people making requests, and then cancelling late, arriving late or not coming,

I appreciate HHikers have a random travel , but communication with me and realistic targets avoid problems, I will guarantee a GREAT time here if u respect this.

..........I have made a couple of non references because of selfish "new" people CSing , i dont want to make a negative, so please...understand !

(as at 150913, ad 160705 _I had to make another negative because of another "time waster" and it makes me so angry when I open my home and share my life and do so much to make a guest welcome that people make trouble ,

anyway" from now on PLEASE NOTE, any one who wastes my time, (make a bogus request" etc, of cancels too late ...) WILL GET A NEGATIVE "reference" )

I have decided to BAN using the over-used words "awesome" ;) and "cool" during Cser visits to me

and , apart from travel organising and messages to family, smart phones are "verboten" ha aha ;)

its sad that CSing has so many people who dont respect the "original spirit" of "sharing life"


I put a lot of energy and time etc into this important part of my social life, so PLEASE share it..


mostly hosting but a few ijits last year on my old the HQ cut it!

more about me at i am making this private Log PUBLIC because some one dont believe my references ha ha...


This year I have had only a few CSers BUT more than 20 "failed" requests - mostly due to people changing plans.. OR NOT EVEN knowing anything about me, SO DONT want to " SHARE MY LIFE" (CSing motto) I give a lot of effort to this large part of my social life..

therefor PLEASE DO NOT MAKE A REQUEST UNLESS you are 90% sure of keeping to the dates proposed.

only ONE WEEK after I wrote this warning... a couple (Anna & Kris) sent me a personal request to stay 5th august )on 4th august) I dont like "short notice) but as Kris pleaded in a personal way ("YNWA") i accepted, and prepared a room for their arrival, and changed my friday plans.. Kris then cancelled their (individual) request ...and when I complained made some negative comments about my "military" style. I DO NOT WANT NOR NEED CSers who fail to respect the Host (we open our lives and homes to you) SHOW SOME RESPECT!

thats the last not waste my time....PLEASE!


NOTE, and I say it again, as i have 3 negative comments (very recently this AUGUST 2016) , from CSers (2 of which did NOT stay with me, ) IMO .... BECAUSE THEY DID NOT UNDERSTAND THE CONTENTS OF MY PROFILE OR MY "conditions" for HOSTING BEFORE THEY REQUESTED HOSTING.!!! PLEASE AVOID THIS BY READING THOROUGHLY ... Because I dont liek to do it, BUT I will make HONEST references if you waste MY TIME, LIFE is TOO short..... :)

my location is currently PODGORICA , near main bus/train station!!


human BEing = BEing Human ....& hosting aliens, music , dancing , discussion , fun, footy.. and ..more!

  • culture
  • dancing
  • traveling
  • socializing
  • drawing
  • music
  • sports
  • soccer

Music, Movies, and Books

yes Music with soul or energy , ideally that I can dance to, OR idenity with Films that touch my soul , or have a clear message , that question the inhabitants of the planet I live in and why they allow its stupidity and madness to continue..

books..yes some, much the same as above, but IMO people should DO more , or write their own stories and stop repeating the mistakes of the others...

One Amazing Thing I’ve Done

cheating death , several times, surviving idiocracy, loving . challenging .. having so many stories to tell,. Living MY life the best way possible.. taking chances , win lose or draw! :) and starting all over again, and again...and again...

Teach, Learn, Share

see above, lots of stories and experiences I offer to share, I dont wish to teach anything, but if you learn, and DO something because of meeting me, I will be made up..

What I Can Share with Hosts

me , my experience and this wildly beautiful region , so many places to see and visit, culture , enjoy , have fun and ..dancing, ... the night life ..if you want it :)

Countries I’ve Visited

Albania, Austria, Barbados, Belgium, Bosnia and Herzegovina, Croatia, Czech Republic, Denmark, Finland, France, Hungary, Ireland, Italy, Lithuania, Macedonia, Malta, Martinique, Netherlands, North Korea, Norway, Poland, Saint Martin (French part), Scotland, Serbia, Slovakia, Slovenia, Spain, Sweden, Switzerland, Ukraine, Wales

Countries I’ve Lived In

Belgium, England, France, Germany, Italy, Montenegro, Netherlands

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