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Recruiting an army of midget bodybuilders to conquer the world
Everybody, one day, will die, and be forgotten. Act and behave in a way that will make life interesting and fun.
Why I’m on Couchsurfing
HOW I PARTICIPATE IN COUCHSURFING
Me and my male boobs are here to stay. Hosting when possible, traveling maybe and definitely laughing at all your ridiculous profiles damn hipsters!! ñiaj ñíaj ñiaj
I met some couchsurfers in the past through some friends of me that were involved in the project, since all of them were nice people I have no fear anymore to become a host(well, I actually have a little bit, so please don't steal me and specially don't rape me!)
Music, Movies, and Books
Book: "Theory about the leisure class" - Thorstein Veblen
Movie: "The Sting" - George Roy Hill
One Amazing Thing I’ve Done
I sucked my own elbow, twice.
Teach, Learn, Share
Wanna learn spanish?? Find an academy then.
No way, since spanish is my mother language I'll be very pleased to teach it to you, all I want in exchange is to hear your funny accent :)