CURRENT MISSION To find the island where Elvis is living out his final days in peace ABOUT ME I'm a mysterious man, leaving much to the imagination. Much like the pouch of a kangaroo, I'm wet and sticky on the inside (and sometimes a little dirty), though I do provide a nice, warm place you can call 'home.' I'm not a watcher, I'm a doer - and when there's something that needs doin' I know how to get'er done! PHILOSOPHY "Learn the rules so you know how to break them properly." - HH Dalai Lama "He who IS, has never BEEN, nor will he BECOME!" - me