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Fez Roslan

Kota Kinabalu, Sabah, Malaysia

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46% response rate · Last login about 1 hour ago

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Overview

  • 148 Positive References
  • Fluent in English, Klingon, Malay; learning Arabic
  • 99, Male
  • Member since 2012
  • No occupation listed
  • Advanced Kindergarten
  • From Kota Kinabalu
  • Profile 100% complete

About Me

CURRENT MISSION

To be a Godfather. So I can make you lots of offers you can't refuse.

ABOUT ME

I started out as a sperm. Good swimmer. Liked eggs. Nine months, Mom kicks me out of my first house. Since then,I've been living on the outside and looking for similar accomodations. I find them occasionally, but i make a mess and had to leave.

PHILOSOPHY

"To do is to be" -Nietzsche "To be is to do" -Kant "Do be do be do" -Scooby

Why I'm on Couchsurfing

HOW I PARTICIPATE IN COUCHSURFING

My movements circulate the air.

COUCHSURFING EXPERIENCE

5 exp till Lvl 99.

Interests

Vanilla & lime ice cream

Music, Movies & Books

Lots, tons and butt-load

One Amazing Thing I've Done

Turning my cats into trees.

Teach, Learn, Share

Never to old to learn something stupid.

What I Can Share With Hosts

Seriously. Who in satan's butt reads everything here anyway?

Countries I've Visited

Australia, Belgium, France, Germany, Indonesia, Korea, Republic of, Luxembourg, Netherlands, Saudi Arabia, Switzerland, Thailand, United Kingdom

Countries I've Lived In

Australia, Malaysia

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