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Overview

  • 318 references 213 Confirmed & Positive
  • Fluent in English, Sign Language - Chinese, Sign Language - Flemish, Sign Language - Israeli, Sign Language - Yugoslavian, Spanish
  • 39, Male
  • Member since 2007
  • Drug Dealer, Pimp
  • The bad one
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About Me

ABOUT ME

Close mind, crazy (on a bad horrible and sadist way) and totally serious. I never smile.

My way of seeing live
I´m a nice and considered boy. I love to laugh, and usually I´m always of good humor. I like to go out to party, read books, practice sports... I work as a computer programmer in my own company. I´m very positive, I always see the good side of the bad things and I usually don´t worry much about my problems I know that at the end, everything will be fixed. I believe in God, but I´m very critic with the church (One of my brothers is a Priest). I´m very open and I love to meet weird people. I like to get dress up when nobody does and to frighten people...jajaja.

Mi modo de ver la vida
Soy un chico simpatico y amable. Me gusta mucho reirme, suelo estar siempre de buen humor. Me gusta salir por ahi, leer libros, practicar deportes... Trabajo como programador informático en mi propia empresa. Estamos especializados en diseño y desarrollo web www.orsussolutions.com y en aplicaciones para móvil. Soy muy positivo, siempre que me pasa algo malo le suelo sacar algo bueno, y pienso que no merece la pena preocuparse, porque al final todo va a salir bien... Soy creyente pero critico con la Iglesia (tengo un hermano que es sacerdote). Soy muy abierto y me encanta conocer a gente extravagante y rara. Me gusta disfrazarme cuando nadie mas se disfraza y dar sustos a la gente.

IMPORTANT
Recently Im becoming a nudist. So my house is "Clothes optional" So I like to hangout naked at my house. No sexual intention at all, just a way of living. If that makes you feel uncomfortable then let me know before hand and I will try not to do it while you are around. Obviously, you can keep your clothes on, no problem.

IMPORTANTE
Ultimamente me estoy volviendo nudista. Mi casa tiene la regla de "la ropa es opcional". Me gusta pasearme desnudo por mi casa. 0 de intencion o contenido sexual, solo es un modo de vida. Si esto te hace sentir incomod@, dimelo de antemano y intentaré no hacerlo mientras estas por aquí. Obviamente, tu no tienes por que desnudarte.

Why I’m on Couchsurfing

Because It is a good opportunity to steal other people stuff.

Maybe a good chance to do some small rapping too?

Interests

Reading, movies, writting, kick boxing and boxing, traveling, playing poker, skydiving, scubadiving, killling, raping, stealing, drugdealing, hoaxs, internet hoax, pimping, crouwening, sharmareing...

Music, Movies, and Books

Movies-Peliculas: "Short Bus", "Holy Motors", "La vida es bella", "BraveHearth", "Gladiator", "Kiss Kiss Bang Bang", The gansters movies from guy richie ("lock and stock", "snatch", "rockandrolla")... But what I really like is porn movies.

I never read a book and I burn them if they get into my reach (we are mortal enemies!)

Music: Justin Biever. The best ever. Britney Spears, the second best.

One Amazing Thing I’ve Done

Once I saw Justin Biever and he smiled at me. The greatest day of my life!

I wrote a book! And a second one is coming soon!
https://pepisirondog.tk/
¡Escribí un libro! ¡Y el segundo esta en camino!
https://pepisirondog.tk/

Teach, Learn, Share

I will teach you "not to trust in strangers" because I will probably steal all your things in your house, including your girlfriend if u have!

What I Can Share with Hosts

All kind of illegal substances and if you are a woman.... wohooooooooo! U know what I mean right?

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