CURRENT MISSION

Fuck having a mission. Let's just meet, we'll agree on what the mission was afterwards.

ABOUT ME

Nonsense grower in a specially dedicated farm in Marseilles, after loads of research around the universe, as I tend to approach the meaning of life and everything, I discovered that the more I learned the less I knew, and that absolute freedom is loneliness. I also do research on such things as randomness, oblivion and bananas.

PHILOSOPHY

Altruistic-positivistic-cynisism. Or none, depends.

Why I’m on Couchsurfing

HOW I PARTICIPATE IN COUCHSURFING

I do everything. I mean, I host, I surf, I take everything couchsurfing brings. (doesn't mean i'm able to host everybody).

COUCHSURFING EXPERIENCE

I like to meet new faces, share feelings and experiences, discuss travels, make jokes, have a few drinks, discover the places i go to with the people who live there, introduce people to the beauty of Paris, I had a lot of great experiences with couchsurfing, and I want that to continue.

Interests

Reading, writting, the color red, playing the guitar, visiting art exhibitions, all kinds of smokes, zucchinis, going to concerts, history, playing, laughing, silence, noise, drawing, catching imaginary animals with an old tennis racquet, swimming, telling stories, grunge, painting, poetry, learning, teaching, playing football and tennis, meeting, knowing, starting something.

• animals
• pets
• arts
• poetry
• coloring
• beauty
• concerts
• dining
• cooking
• chocolate
• partying
• drinking
• clubbing
• clothing
• news
• reading
• traveling
• painting
• drawing
• guitar
• soccer
• tennis
• swimming
• business
• history
• tourism

Music, Movies, and Books

Emir Kusturica, Martin Scorsese, Tim Burton, Terry Gilliam, David Cronenberg, David Fincher, Quentin Tarentino, The Coen Bros, stupid action movies and documentaries...
The Black Keys, Interpol, Bon Iver, Radiohead, Beck, Death Cab, Coldplay, a little jazz and Rage Against the Machine...
John Irving, Gabriel Garcia Marquez, James Ellroy, Don DeLillo, Herman Hesse, Feodor Dostoïevski, Franz Kafka, Dennis Lehane and also Albert Camus...

anything that manages to stay cool throughout time.

One Amazing Thing I’ve Done

could be meeting you.

Teach, Learn, Share

Le prout sépare la roumanie de la moldavie. La source du prout est en Ukraine.

What I Can Share with Hosts

Im new in Marseilles. But I’m a traveler. So I know stuff already. Before that I was travelling for the last three years hitchhiking around the world. Then I came back, built a van, went to Spain to climb. But suddenly my guardian angel called and said I should live in Marseilles. I asked la bonne mère if that was ok with her, and she said ‘be it, don’t fuck up, just visit me sometimes and I’ll provide you with strengh, love and chestnut bread.’

Hosting again, but i will be picky and will only host one, exceptionally two surfers, just because i want too meet you. If youre just looking for a Free place to stay, id rather not host you. Its all about meeting.

I don’t drink much, only the good stuff. I smoke cigarettes and cbd. Absolutely no weed.

I work. You have to adapt.

When i can host, please don't write a year or a month in advance, as i usually have no clue about anything related to future, responsability, organisation and schedules. Last minute works way better with me. 3 days is fine. More dépends on how we get along.

don't bring chocolate or any present(or if you insist, bring local drink or liquor).

In your request, use the word "caramba". I receive quite a lot of demands, so I might not answer to every one of them, but i'll try. And of course, as CS is getting bigger, demands increase. Be original. Be yourself. Think that I have 5-10 msg a day and I only host one or two a week. if you're new at CS, obviously using it like a hotel reservation site, if you're 12 guys only wanting to get drunk, if you're a veggie, or a hardcore non-smoker, if you're still a teen, odds of a positive answer lower.

THE RULES (as it seems that people have rules nowadays):

- The first rule is you never talk about the fight club.
- The second rule is that the flat is 100% Brocoli free. It's a very serious rule. Every form of brocoli will be banned instantly, burned down with napalm, judged guilty and fed to the lions.
- Third rule is yours. It basicaly says : Don't you do anything in my house that you would not tolerate in yours. It means you have to be adaptable. If you stay with us, you're most welcome to, just know that we have real lives going on here, we work, we have mood changes, we're sometimes stupid, bright, obnoxious, funny (don't over estimate our funnycism)... Like one of your flatmates could be.
- Fourth rule is called the food rule. It says that you can use the fridge, you can cook, you can use everything. Just be respectful, and replace what was finished. You can even wash your clothes if needed. Just ask.
- Fifth rule is I'm not a tourist guide. Well yes I am, but that's a business. If I have time I'll be glad to tell you everything about Paris and take you to landmarks and cool spots, for nada, just because I feel like it.
On the other hand hiring me costs 25EUROS/h.
- Sixth rule is that we all smoke, and that's not negociable.
- Seventh rule is that if someone offers you a "vas-t'faire" shot, you have to drink it.
- Eightth rule is the common sense rule. None of the previous rules is absolute. See rule Three.
- Ninth rule doesn't exist. But we're looking for it.
- Tenth rule says fuck the rules, let's have a sex, drugs, booze and rock n' roll existence, nothing matters, let's just live our lives and we'll deal with consequence later.
Notice that this rule only comes tenth, and is the only one that has a notice, probably meaning that it's appliance is not mandatory.

I am currently working on a very innovative process that sometime in the future will allow human beings to communicate with bananas, using an isotopic form of radioactive peanut butter as an amplifier and also an old pair of smelly sneakers. It requires us to be super focused on the experimental protocol, so consider it if you are requesting.

Countries I’ve Visited

Afghanistan, Albania, Andorra, Argentina, Armenia, Australia, Austria, Belgium, Bolivia, Bosnia and Herzegovina, Brazil, Bulgaria, Cambodia, Canada, Chile, China, Colombia, Costa Rica, Croatia, Denmark, Ecuador, Egypt, El Salvador, England, France, Georgia, Germany, Greece, Guatemala, Honduras, Hong Kong, Hungary, Iceland, India, Indonesia, Iran, Ireland, Italy, Japan, Kazakhstan, Kyrgyzstan, Laos, Luxembourg, Malaysia, Malta, Mexico, Monaco, Montenegro, Morocco, Myanmar, Nepal, Netherlands, New Zealand, Nicaragua, Peru, Portugal, Romania, Serbia, Slovenia, South Korea, Spain, Sri Lanka, Switzerland, Taiwan, Tajikistan, Thailand, Turkey, Turkmenistan, United Kingdom, United States, Uruguay, Uzbekistan, Vatican City State, Viet Nam

Countries I’ve Lived In

Canada, France

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