CURRENT MISSION To outgrow the bullshit I too often let take up my time, become less critical, and develop the fiercest humour possible in this obscenely absurd world. ABOUT ME I'm an incredibly silly and inappropriate person. I laugh (seagull squawk-like) at satin boxer shorts covered with hotdogs (is there really a big enough market to justify their mass production?), accidentally spilling spaghetti in my crotch, taking a private moment to fart only to find that a work colleague has sneaked up on you and you both have to go through the agonising sham of pretending you can't smell it, old women slapping away each other's hands from their purses in the fight over who's going to pay for coffee (the ridiculous pretence!), William Shatner, and more. PHILOSOPHY (Forgive the earnestness in this response but the question itself is an earnestness trap!) I believe we're all hypocrites, we're all full of shit, we're all scared - and so when you have a wonderful time with someone and laugh and are honest and admit your silly nonsense and hear their's - you feel awesome and your faith in humanity is reaffirmed.