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Overview

  • 176 references 152 Confirmed & Positive
  • Fluent in English, French, German; learning Creole, Italian, Latin, Norwegian Bokmål, Russian, Spanish, Swedish
  • 60, Male
  • Member since 2008
  • business intelligence & advice
  • MIT, Boccons, NYU, LMU (not really)
  • No hometown listed
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About Me

My current position on COVID-19 is:
VERTICAL.

See my references (mildly entertaining), deduct 50% from the good things they say.

I am developing a high power, widely tunable, Class-E switch-mode RF amplifier, a world first.

Antihegelian and generally at odds with the current catholic, communist, antichristian, fascist, islamist, xenophobic, antiscientific, xenophilic, antisemitic, antiwork, antibusiness, criminal, and supremely confused spirit of my own tribe.

Also maybe Linkedin, Facebook.

I'd love to be on the CS UX user panel if there is one! :-)

If you don't understand something, try harder. If still nothing works, then I suggest you openly ask to be rejected.

ВНИМАНИЕ!
THE CS GOVERNMENT-ID VERIFICATION SYSTEM IS A BIG MESS!
THE WEB PAGE SAYS I'M ID-VERIFIED BUT THE APP SOMETIMES SAYS I'M NOT.
I SWAP PICTURES OF IDs WITH EACH OF MY GUESTS, EITHER IN PERSON OR OVER AN ENCRYPTED MESSAGING APP.
WHEN YOU GET MY ADDRESS AND ID PICTURE SEND THEM TO A TRUSTED FRIEND OR FAMILY MEMBER.
IF YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY, KINDLY LOOK FOR A SHADIER, MORE DANGEROUS HOST. ;-)

Why I’m on Couchsurfing

MY GUESTS ARE BETTER THAN YOURS Damn Right Are Better Than Yours https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6AwXKJoKJz4 You may stay several days, some guests stay weeks. No one night stays unless you are several sigma out. (YES, I do get guests who are several sigma out). If you are so dumb you think my name is "filipino", or message me because you can't be bothered to click on "request", I'll block you - good riddance. 😂

Interests

Too many. Wer alles werden will, wird nie vollkommen werden. Main hobby: collecting basically useless information, cross-referencing it inside my head, and using it to entertain people. Occasionally helps with business, but it's a side effect. Another side effect is headache. :-)

  • cats
  • dogs
  • fashion
  • perfumes
  • electronics
  • politics
  • chemistry
  • engineering
  • geography
  • history
  • international relations
  • languages
  • sex
  • sleeping
  • archaeology
  • weather
  • silence
  • water
  • retail
  • electricity
  • rhetoric
  • islam
  • spices
  • judaism
  • social engineering
  • girls
  • magnetism
  • physiology
  • shibari
  • lectures
  • toys
  • stocks
  • grains
  • stratigraphy
  • towers
  • ignorance
  • radiation
  • oceanography
  • manufacturing
  • conflict
  • humint
  • polymathy
  • property
  • resonance
  • purity
  • miscigenation
  • archaea
  • permian
  • space travel
  • enlighentment

Music, Movies, and Books

http://www.sleepbot.com/ambience/cgi/listen.cgi/listen.pls

http://soundcloud.com/the-conet-project/sets/the-conet-project#play

One Amazing Thing I’ve Done

Working for a huge department store I fired 400 women in some 12 different US cities in one blow. Not much of an accomplishment, they had been hired by mistake to do useless work. I estimated exactly how much money that saved. I also estimated how many children they would beget due to a temporary surfeit of free time before getting another job, as it is customary in the relevant demographic segments, but I never had the chance to check if that estimate was correct. https://is.gd/qEFbQD I also did a consulting project for the elders' council of a highly respected cannibal tribe but it was not as interesting.

Teach, Learn, Share

I am developing some new amazing knots in R^(-n) spaces but I'm not there yet maybe because I posit normal 3D strings.

But there's MUCH beside. Ask me anything. https://is.gd/jzV1IL And, no, of course I am not telling you who asked what. :-D

What I Can Share with Hosts

All the food and drink you can find in my home. However I don't eat every day, I don't obsessively-compulsively buy food, so there may or may not be some. I also put together some info about Milan. Read online or download.
- web: http://is.gd/milanooo
- .doc file: http://is.gd/toKNUR

Countries I’ve Visited

Austria, Belgium, Bosnia and Herzegovina, Canada, China, Croatia, Czech Republic, Denmark, Finland, France, Germany, Greece, Hungary, India, Ireland, Luxembourg, Macedonia, Monaco, Montenegro, Netherlands, Norway, Poland, Romania, Serbia, Slovakia, Spain, Switzerland, Thailand, Turkey, United Kingdom, United States

Countries I’ve Lived In

Italy, Norway, Poland, United Kingdom, United States

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