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Overview

  • 103 references 86 Confirmed & Positive
  • Fluent in English
  • 55, Male
  • Member since 2009
  • School Teacher/Server/Massage Fan/Full-Time College Stude...
  • University of Hawaii West Hawaii Campus. University of Ha...
  • From Long Beach, CA, USA
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About Me

*New update as my profile reads like a journal. MOVED to HILO as of May 2020. 2 blocks from bus terminal.

Ok! yeah it's true there will be those that will find me incompatible. I'm an amazing and beautiful weirdo with a big and generous nature. I am powerless against those that rely on entitlements and hand-outs. I prefer surfers that have open minds with the only expectations of unscripted adventure. You are gonna love me. My information and profile reads like a running timeline. Puruse IT IN IT'S ENTIRETY.

Yeah I live on a real farm with real farm issues.

Flies, livestock and yes Hawks, Owls, Pigs and Rats too; all of which are ferral and cohabit my living situation.
Hope you have big britches if you surf my digs.

Can't please everyone. Especially if you want FREE room and bored.

Expect the worst and relish the best of your experience with me.

Accepting VERIFIED Male Requests ONLY. Must have references and US Sim/Phone

I own a Dodge Charger as of April 1st 2019. No foolin' $25.00 for an Airport KOA run.

There are a few negative reflections as I cannot please everybody. Fuck that!

Some people feel entitled when visiting.
I will provide a safe affordable place to crash, but I will not hold your hand and or babysit your grown ass.
However; I will include you in my plans and join you with yours if can.

It's Couch Surfing, not Couch Give Me FREE Shit! Pull your own wait or stay elsewhere..... Aloha from Kona Hawaii.
808.494.4086

Get a US SIM CARD and always carry some coins and bus fare cash.
The public Transport is for SHIT.

Load a LYFt or UBER app.

Read my ENTIRE profile before you request to surf my digs.

Exercise your ability to be polite.

Bone up on things to see and do on BIG ISLAND, Rent your own vehicle.

CURRENT MISSION
Last minute requests suck! And just plain RUDE. (AT LEAST A MONTH'S HEAD'S UP.)

Outdoor activities keep me fit, Yahooing keeps me IntErEStiNg!

I AM OPENLY GAY...

ABOUT ME
LIVING IN A RAINFOREST UP KALAOA.
just about 4 miles above the airport in Kona. 2018-current.

I have New digs near beaches, busses, town, library and health food store. I'm single again and prefer only one male surfer at a time. Less dramatics and negativity.

Mention LUNA my puppy in your request because you've read up to here now.

KEEP READING.....

Myles and I are no longer together. Single and seeking new digs as of March 1, 2015.

Last minute requests totally bite, suck and are outright insensitive. Please follow the proper channels and avenues when requesting my digs for surfing the couch in my tiny ass one bedroom apartment that I share with a cuddly wuddly little boy tomcat kitten (SOLAR) & HIS BIG SISTER (LUNA) She is a fox terrier chihuahua mix. Hoping you're not allergic to animals. MYLES got the cat.

Fucker!

Vegan is super groovy, I am a great cook! $$$
Also; My mobile's server with T-Mobile says I am in Irvine CA or Potwin KS. I AM NOT IN POTWIN KANSAS or IRVINE CALIFORNIA and probably will never be. I AM IN KONA Hawaii. Single and working plenty, I enjoy all outdoor activities with my family and friends. You can often find me at the beach or in the park engaged in some sort of fun activity. Born and raised in Long Beach, California I have traveled throughout the mainland and Europe and have made Kona my home since 1992. I am active in the community with ties to local non profit groups and an interest in the local theater. I have a bar in my apt. and frequently invite guests to cocktails. ( Clean and SOBER... LAST DRINK 18 Feb. 2012 )
NO MORE BAR, DRINKING COCKTAILS OR DRUGS. (CHANGE IS GOOD FOR the better.) I love being SOBER & can help you too. If you desire sobriety of course.

KEEP READING....

There are volumes of more "all about me" stuff, so we're just gonna have to meet up. I love to golf so perhaps we can meet up at The Swing Zone in Kona and whack off a bucket or two. I workout at the local Gym and consider myself fit and active. 11, 2012 The Swing Zone closed. I love and enjoy EDM, and have a big crush on Anderson Cooper and I adore TOM HARDY. Sort of met a new beau, got burned emotional by love and romance, now am guarded. The next lover in my life will be the best, simply the best. YES, I am gay, if you can't handle the truth, then FUCK off! New Update as of 5 May 2013. Celebrating 15 mos. clean time, now living a sober lifestyle. DO NOT ask me to score you drugs and please, if you must consume alcohol, drink, but be responsible. OH SHIT! I just typed butt be. Tee He He!
Gasp!

PHILOSOPHY

QUIT SMOKING OR YOU WILL SUFFER A PAINFUL DEATH....

Conceive, Achieve, Believe.
For my mates: May you never steal, lie or cheat. If you MUST steal, then steal away my pain and sorrow. If you MUST lie, lie with me on the beach and comfort my woes and sadness. If you MUST cheat, cheat death and sickness and remain my companion and friend forever.

Why I’m on Couchsurfing

HOW I PARTICIPATE IN COUCHSURFING

I participate in the community by being involved in several different areas of interest:
Narcotics/Alcoholics Anonymous. I am a director and producer of family friendly and community type events.
APACHawaii.org, PINAO Productions, HawaiiIslandPride.com, Hula, Hawaiian Culture and other various non profits throughout the Island. The Local YMCA, Department of Education State of Hawaii. Department of Parks & Recreation State of Hawaii. jeff.lifeguard.66@gmail.com or dial my digits 808-494-4086

COUCHSURFING EXPERIENCE

Much more to follow....Since Joining CouchSurfing and putting my digs up for CrashSite Surfers in JUNE 2009. I have hosted over 55 visitors on the grid and at least 15 more or so off the grid, they have been referrals from other couch surfers and some WWOOFers, and have collected foreign notes from: Egypt, Russia, Scotland, Guatemala, Philippines, Thailand, Canada, New Zealand, Cayman Islands, Japan, Mexico, Germany, London,Sweden, Austria, Poland, Saudi Arabia, Hungary Indonesia, Italy, France, Slovakia and the collection keeps growing.
What kind of exotic money would you like to bring for me?...I fancy cash currency from CHINA most because they are the most beautiful and of course, I am part Chinese. Bitches!
New update as of November 22nd 2014, now in an awesome relationship with a great guy. Yeehaw!
Myles has been diagnosed with severe depression. We are no longer together. I will always love him. Feeling happy, free and even stronger.

Interests

Please review my entire profile and references before you make a Couch surfing request.
Mention LUNA

Porkchops, basil, purified water, movie dates, volunteering at the homeless shelters, massage, pedicures and quiche are but of few of my favorite things.
I WILL KNOW IF YOU DON'T.
Review this entire profile.
Also be sure you have done some research on Big Island.
Tons of interests, just ask. There has been some reports of travelers getting jacked, raped by butt fucking dolphins, jumped and hospitalized. There are some pretty fucked up drug addicted, broken, violent and shady characters here. It is a great place to live and visit. Just like everywhere else in the world there will be misfits, hoodlums, homeless, crazy and just plain un-friendly people. please be cautious and don't go venturing off into unchartered territory without some knowledge of the environment/ I truly love this island and have made good friends and discovered some pretty dynamic people with a great affinity for kindness, love, and genuine character. wherever you travel and quest, please be safe, be sane, be kind, be receptive, be gay and most of all travel light.
I could probably write an epic novel that you couldn't put down. Spread your Aloha.

Music, Movies, and Books

All genres of music form ACDC to Rob Zombie. My house was always filled with music when I was a kid. Dad loved Rock, mom loved Motown, Granny loved Hawaiian and I liked Big Band Swing. Just now discovering electronic dance music featuring break beats, house, dub step, trance, club, and deep base. If you know any cool DJ's that would burn CD's to bring to Hawaii for me? I will suck your cock and eat your ass, if you bring me some sample CD's. Just Kidding! All genres of film from action adventure to zombie infested. I enjoy NON fiction reading, mythology, science fiction and of course children's classics. I absolutely love EDM and Techno-tronic music Maybe you could burn something cool for me to dance to. You will be treated to daily breakfast and dinner, lunches are on your own. Tips are fucking awesome! If you shit and shower, you will be required to clean up and sanitize after yourself_ uhm duh?

One Amazing Thing I’ve Done

WOW! come on man. I live in Hawaii on an active VOLCaNO, with a snow covered summit atop the highest mountain in the world. It's pretty amazing here. COME
Check it out.
I have recently been blessed with being in service of the fellowship affectionately known as Narcotics Anonymous,
acting in the capacity as the Monday Night Stick With It
Meeting Secretary and Facilitator. I have barred witness to
some uh fucking maze zing people and shared discussions with them in their recovery process. It's very therapeutic and I know you would enjoy joining us in the road to an active recovery of the process.

Teach, Learn, Share

Constantly updating myself.
Oh shit! last guest/surfer asked me what constitutes a last minute request? In certain cases I'd say at least a 30 day heads up is polite, however if you get stranded. call my cell 808-494-4086, grovel, beg and plead $$$ and maybe you'd get a chance to surf my digs. One surfer at a time, please, couples are challenging and I tend to avoid dramatics.
So many people walk around wondering where they fit in in this world, well I fit in right here in Hawaii ON THE BIG ISLAND. My purpose is to ThRiVe and not just settle for survive, be alive and thrive. um DUH!
jeffreywerle @ SKYPE. Cut me some CD's for my new car stereo, home and work.
LUNA WERLE-HELLIANGAO, Jeffrey Byron Werle on FaceBook
Oh also, did I mention EDM?

What I Can Share with Hosts

Some skills in the kitchen, some very deep tissue massage, a good ear and the best hugs ever.
There are bugs in Hawaii. All kinds of bugs. Be prepared to itch, scratch and bleed from the bites, stings and pinches of insects, and the busses SUCK here. If you're under 26 years old, you're gonna have to tent a moped, a car, a bicycle or walk. Hitch hiking is very popular during the day light hours only.
Please do your research on big island of Hawaii, I will know of you don't.
Booya!

Why do you want to meet me?
Elaborate please...
Jeffrey

Countries I’ve Visited

Barbados, Brazil, France, Germany, Greece, Mexico, Sweden, United Kingdom

Countries I’ve Lived In

United States

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