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  • 474 references 314 Confirmed & Positive
  • Fluent in English, Portuguese, Spanish; learning French, Icelandic, Italian, Japanese, Norwegian, Russian, Swedish
  • 48, Male
  • Member since 2009
  • Master of the Universe
  • School of hard knocks
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About Me



To die a hundred years old, exhausted, inebriated, in post-orgasmic stupor. After that my ghost will keep coming back in your dreams to ask 'So how is that working out for you?'


When I was born the doctors didn't say "It's a boy"... they actually said "It's Him!". I lived in several countries. Was a gun-runner in South America, a software engineer in Cambridge, and a yacht builder in my backyard. My IQ is way above room temperature. I have been hired, promoted, outsourced, and fired during a single fiscal year. I can prepare a 5 course meal with one spoon and a toaster oven. When I cook nothing tastes like chicken... not even chicken! I rarely sleep; when I sleep I do it sitting down. Laws of physics do not apply to me. I don't like euphemisms and I am not politically correct. I am a private citizen but I receive fan mail. I drive slowly and walk fast. When I go to Rome they do like I do. Never solved the Rubik's Cube. I am always on time, but don't always arrive to the right place. I found out the meaning of life some years ago, but forgot to write it down. My business card simply says "I will call you"€. In every continent of the world there is a sandwich named after me. I rarely yell. I watch the sunset every day. If I am late, it waits for me. I quit throwing things years ago. I am fluent in Franglais, Spanglish, and Portuñol. I'll cook OR clean up, but not both. Every problem has a solution in life, when your solution doesn't work you can call me, even my enemies have me as their emergency contact. In fact, I once visited a Psychic... to warn her. Don't try to Google my name. Google will refuse to search me: You don't find me: I find you. The entire Internet stops when I type "brb". I never get sick, never get stoned, never get depressed. I am happy every day.

Here you can see more about me:


Don't ask. I don't discuss my sexual proclivities with strangers. There are a number of people here who I'd be totally comfortable talking about my kinks with, but they are not strangers. Freak magnet. No matter the time or place, I will attract the freak.

Why I’m on Couchsurfing


For now I will help other people visiting my location and will use this community to make friends when I travel. I have been attending all CS meetings that I can. Making friends here is fast, easy, and very rewarding!


My best friends put weird stuff in my freezer and I eat most of it.

I want to hang a map of the world in my house, and then I’m gonna put pins in all the locations that I’ve traveled to. But first I have to travel to the top two corners of the map, so it won’t fall down.


Evolutionary psychology. Anthropology. World travel. Motorcycle riding. Ultrarunning. Movies. Sailing.

  • motorcycles
  • sailing
  • motorcycle
  • motorcycle riding
  • motorcycle touring

Music, Movies, and Books

Movies are one of my passions. I can remember scenes, quotes, and situations from many movies. I can tell you my all-time-favorites without having to think about it for more than a few seconds.

I love all music, as long as it is not retarded rap. Everything else rocks my boat.

Books... I used to read a lot. But life is kind of short so now I prefer to watch the movie or the interview with the author. But I still end up reading a book every now and then. But one thing is for certain: If I visit your home I won't resist going straight up to your bookshelves to find out what you are made of: For taste is more reliable guide to character than opinions.

You can read my latest book for free here:

One Amazing Thing I’ve Done

I became free! I figured out that the less stuff I have the better it is. At the same time I got very good at making money and not working a lot so I have time to study and have fun

Teach, Learn, Share

I can tell you all about riding motorcycles on long trips.
I can teach about running long distances or running barefoot.
I can cook a steak brazilian style.

There are many other things I know well or want to learn more, but I wouldn't mention them here.

I love to cook, but I also like when others cook and tell me what they are doing so I can learn that too.

Countries I’ve Visited

Albania, Argentina, Austria, Bahamas, Belgium, Bosnia and Herzegovina, Brazil, Canada, Costa Rica, Croatia, Czech Republic, Estonia, France, Germany, Greece, Hungary, Italy, Latvia, Lithuania, Macedonia, Mexico, Moldova, Monaco, Montenegro, Netherlands, Paraguay, Poland, Romania, Slovakia, Slovenia, Spain, Switzerland, Ukraine, United Kingdom, United States, Uruguay, Virgin Islands, British, Virgin Islands, U.S.

Countries I’ve Lived In

Brazil, Bulgaria, Ukraine, United States

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