CURRENT MISSION

Cookies

ABOUT ME

Hello! I...
-am a hip young person
-am entirely too fond of dick jokes
-also enjoy other types of jokes immensely
-write shitty parodies of famous poems
-like taking pictures of food but understand how crazy this is because I don't even have a food blog or anything
-take a lot of walks at night (this is not an invitation for serial killers)
-am pretty into lists (can you tell?)
-get intimidated kind of easily
-once killed a man with my bare hands
-lied about one of these points

PHILOSOPHY

Cookies are delicious and relatively easy to make.

Интересы

Linguistics, piano, guitar, books, hilarious TV shows, awful TV shows, webcomics, making food, eating food, taking pictures of food, procrastinating, laughing like an idiot, poetry, the internet I guess (sigh), Sporcle, dirty limericks, drawing poorly, beating you at Speed, losing at every other card game, other things.

• books
• poetry
• dining
• tv
• blogging
• drawing
• coding
• guitar
• piano

Музыка, кино и книги

I can never remember what my favourite movies are...I watch a lot of movies and if you list some movies I will probably remember that "oh yeah I really liked that movie" but I tend to forget movies as soon as I watch them.

TV is easier: 30 Rock, Community, Parks & Rec, of course Arrested Development, Spaced, reruns of Seinfeld, South Park, Louie, Doctor Who, Archer. Also I just caught up with Breaking Bad and am incredibly angry with myself that I did not start watching Breaking Bad earlier.

Books: My all-time favourite book is Watch Your Mouth by Daniel Handler, which if you actually look up (or read) might creep you out a little. It's a good book, I swear! I'm also quite fond of Oscar Wilde, Julian Barnes, Haruki Murakami, Stephen King, C.S. Lewis, Camus, Orwell and other people who have written things. Also I am a huge Sherlock Holmes nerd.

Music: Childish Gambino, OK Go, Franz Ferdinand, The Killers, Arcade Fire, Mother Mother, The Mountain Goats, Tegan and Sara, Mika, Lady Gaga, Lily Allen, Marina and the Diamonds, the Squirrel Nut Zippers. Also funny bands/musicians like Tim Minchin and Flight of the Conchords and Tripod and Jonathan Coulton.

Классная вещь, которую я сделал(-а)

Hmmmmm (longer contemplation). Well pretty recently I just very spontaneously up and moved to Ottawa and lived there for three months. It was kind of a weird thing to do, and super amazing for me just because it was the biggest change in my life that I'd made on a whim! Pretty fun too.

Учу, учусь, делюсь опытом и информацией

Hmm. If you're interested in learning classical piano I could probably start you off...same with basic stuff about linguistics. I can teach you how to read/transcribe IPA, haha.

I just picked up the guitar and would love some pointers on where to start! Also if you want to teach me how to code I will be extremely happy that I met you.

Где я побывал(-а)

Canada, China, France, United States

Где я жил(-а)

Canada, Denmark, United States