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Overview

  • 23 references 17 Confirmed & Positive
  • Fluent in Catalan, Valencian, English, Spanish
  • 35, Male
  • Member since 2011
  • Psychologist/Drug dealer otuside schools
  • I'm not really sure if I've never been educated
  • No hometown listed
  • Profile 95% complete

About Me

CURRENT MISSION

Watch my nails grow.

ABOUT ME

I'm really closed-minded and I hate meeting new people. It annoys me to discover different points of view and I can't stand talking about anything else than football. My favorite hobby is to watch TV for endless hours. I really love TV. I have 7 of them in my flat.
The thing I hate the most is travelling. I think the world should have more frontiers, like fucking enormous walls between each country, avoiding us to cross them, meet other humans and talk bullshit all the time.

PHILOSOPHY

Money is the most important thing in this life. We need money so we can buy expensive stuff, like mansions, diamonds and slave children to work for us.
Things are really important to show other people how amazing you are. And to get laid -that's on the top of all! Who needs a personality when you can have a nice car?

Why I’m on Couchsurfing

HOW I PARTICIPATE IN COUCHSURFING

There's interesting people using this website -people I can easily connect with. Sometimes it felt like if Couchsurfing brought me the specific person that I needed to move forward with my life. That's what I'm looking for: deep, unique and magically random connections.
And a corner to sleep during my trips would be awesome too.

COUCHSURFING EXPERIENCE

My couch has hosted some surfers, some hitchhikers, some of my friends and a lot of wasted people who seem to grow there on sunday mornings. I like to think it keeps a bit of them all.
I also have been travelling with CS around Europe. So far never had to sleep on the street, and I had the chance to meet lots of beautiful people.

Interests

Constantly fuckin' up the system.
Treating people (/not threatening).
Making pictures and recording video.
Practising fuckin' Tai Jitsu.
Thinking way too much.
Talking rubbish.
Partying until it's been too much and you're like "I'll never do this shit again" but you obviously do.

Music, Movies, and Books

Some films:
Trainspotting, Fight Club, Mr. Robot, Full Metal Jacket, Pulp Fiction, Babel, Manhattan, La Grande Bellezza,...

Some bands:
Gorillaz, Grammatik, The Cat Empire, Massive Attack, Le Peuple de l'Herbe, The Velvet Undergound, Red Hot Chili Peppers,... Depending on the mood, I can easily switch from Jazz or Blues to Techno or Drum&Bass, ...

Some books:
Steppenwolf, For Whom the Bell Tolls, The 42nd Parallel, One Hundred Years of Solitude, God's Crooked Lines,... And endless boring psychology stuff: Carl Rogers, Erich Fromm, Fritz Pearls, Gustav Jung, etc.

One Amazing Thing I’ve Done

- Being born in this crazy fucked up world.
- Meeting, talking, loving and relating with an endless amount of interesting motherfuckers.
- Walking towards Madrid with one hundred amazing assholes for one entire month.
- Getting detained in Brussels before spending more than 60 minutes in the city.
- Travelling through Europe for two months with something like 600€.
- Walking the St. James's Way without any money at all.
- Squatting with my closest friends in different houses for the past years.
- Working as a psychologist.

Teach, Learn, Share

I can teach you who I am and you can teach me who you are. If we're alike that's going to be awesome. If we're not, I hope you can manage the uncomfortable silences.

What I Can Share with Hosts

BDSM stuff.
Nazi things.
Pointless stories.
Feelings of regret.

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