My teachers always told me to make the most out of my analitical mind, so I grew up to be a professional excuse maker.

Por qué estoy en Couchsurfing

I like creeping in people's bedrooms from all around the world in the night's shadow and cut off their left hand pinky fingers for display in my diverse and mesmerizing collection of living beauty.

Intereses

Art, videogames, wacky tv shows, discussing the incomprehensibility of the human life with my fellow shipwrecked aliens.

• arts
• literature
• beauty
• tv
• biology
• chemistry
• history
• languages

Música, películas y libros

Synthpop, post-punk, 90's alternative, and really I can enjoy almost anything you toss at me;
Beautifully filmed movies with some crazy absuridst shit happening (I love After Hours!) or with people being too emotional over insignificant things (I grew up watching Tarantino);
And I mostly read about art currently.

Algo increíble que he hecho

While in elementary school, I helped somebody develop the connection with their previous incarnation by punching the shit out of them.

Enseña, aprende, comparte

I can teach you different languages, I can teach you history of art or literature, I can help you with biology and chemistry, I can tell you the ways to lie casually and still be a likeable person. I can share my short stories and my heart with you, all that.

Qué puedo ofrecer a los anfitriones

Also, I can help you cleaning the house, buying the groceries and generally illuminating your life with my short-stay presence.

Países que he visitado

Cyprus, Egypt, England, France, Italy, Lebanon, Spain, Turkey

Países en los que he vivido

Russian Federation