I've always hated trying to sell myself, but here goes.
This one's for you, buddy.

-I'm a listener. I'm here to listen to your interesting or even boring stories.
-I'm a shut-in, yet cursed with a squadron of idiotic friends who I love.
-If you can tolerate crude humor and a marathon of penis jokes....we're going to have a great time.
-I'm a momma's boy and I live in this mansion with my mother alone. She's cool. She plays Super Smash Bros and would probably kick your ass at it.
-Farter
-Video Gamer
-Movie junkie (Please bring over some awesome films. I'll pass on the porn)
-Parkour Flips Tricks weirdo. Yeah, one of those wannabe ninjas.

Por qué estoy en Couchsurfing

Indeed, why AM I on Couchsurfing?!
For all I know, you could be an agent of Satan, or Hitler reborn.
Nah, I'm here to do you and myself a service. To open a gateway to a potential bond, a short but memorable experience, and a story that we can keep as long as we breathe.

DISCLAIMER AND WARNINGS/REQUIREMENTS:

First and foremost, if you're a bigot, homophobe, hateful person or a crossfitter.....then welcome! But, fuck you.
-Anyone who hasn't watched Star wars has to be exorcised before entering our dominion.
-There's a .01% chance i might cannibalize you during our sleep.
-Tell my mother she's pretty.
-Tell my dogs they're pretty.
-Tell me I'm pretty.
- 2-digit IQ.

Intereses

Anything video gaming-wise, you name it, I'm a slut for it.
I'm open to any sport, book and hobby that you can introduce to me.

• dogs
• books
• dining
• marathon
• movies
• sports

Qué puedo ofrecer a los anfitriones

- Shower
- Bed in the guest room
- or Couch-bed in my room, if you want to attempt to make things weird/extra awesome
- Plethora of food
- Information. Unlimited information. We have the internet.
- Speaking of internet, Wi-fi.
- No cocaine, sorry

Países que he visitado

Hong Kong, Indonesia, Singapore, United States

Países en los que he vivido

United States