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Andy Futuro

Haddonfield, NJ, United States

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Overview

  • 22 Positive References
  • Fluent in English; learning Chinese (Simplified), Spanish
  • 29, Male
  • Member since 2008
  • Demigod
  • In the tough small towns of South Je...
  • From Hahahaddonfield
  • Profile 65% complete

About Me

CURRENT MISSION

Mars

ABOUT ME

I am a time traveler from the future. Girls beat me at arm wrestling. Critics agree my hair just can't be beat. My T-Shirts are in style 2 years before the style exists. I need a new pair of shoes.

Gosh this profile is from five years ago; update pending.

PHILOSOPHY

I hate bowling.

Why I'm on Couchsurfing

HOW I PARTICIPATE IN COUCHSURFING

I maintain the spells.

COUCHSURFING EXPERIENCE

I sneak into people's houses and rearrange the labels on their canned goods.

Interests

Filling out forms. Standing in long lines. Researching things I don´t care about. Contracting debilitating diseases. Falling from high places. Backbreaking manual labor. Paper cuts. Oysters. Getting lost in dangerous neighborhoods. Arguing over nothing with the people I love. Having my wallet stolen. Getting ripped off. Being stranded on desert islands. Being made fun of by children in languages I barely understand. Being made fun of by adults in languages I barely understand. Doing laundry. Doing other peoples laundry. God. Bowling.

Music, Movies & Books

I like things that can surprise me.

Good stories.

One Amazing Thing I've Done

The Inca trail. Driving home in a little white jeep with a bunch of drunked jesuits, zigzagging across the deserted highway in the Philippines listening to Rock the Casbah over and over again. Hiking the great wall, TaiShan, Tiger leaping gorge and a bunch of other knock out chinese things. Winning a game of DOTA in an internet cafe with a bunch of Spaniards in, uh, Spain. Man I´m sure I´ve done other cool stuff...I know i have. I´ll get back to this when I´m feeling more awesomdexterous.

Teach, Learn, Share

You should plan your trips better or else you'll wind up like me.

Countries I've Visited

Australia, Bolivia, Plurinational State of, Canada, Chile, China, France, Germany, Hungary, Ireland, Italy, Mexico, New Zealand, Peru, Philippines, Poland, Spain, Thailand, United Kingdom

Countries I've Lived In

United States

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