"Yuri Orlov: Beware of the Dog? You don't have a dog. Are you trying to scare people?

Vitaly Orlov: No, it's to scare me. Remind me to be aware of the dog in me. The dog that wants to fuck everything that moves, wants to fight and kill weaker dogs. I guess it's to remind me to be more human.

Yuri Orlov: Isn't being a dog part of being human? What if that's the best part of you, the dog part? What if you're really just a two-legged dog?

Vitaly Orlov: You need to see somebody."

Por qué estoy en Couchsurfing

HOW I PARTICIPATE IN COUCHSURFING

"It'd probably help to wash the blood out of the humvees."

COUCHSURFING EXPERIENCE

"Every time I go and shave, I assume there's someone else on the planet shaving. So I say, "I'm gonna go shave too."

Intereses

"I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it."

"Something is wrong here. War, disease, death, destruction, hunger, filth, poverty, torture, crime, corruption, and the Ice Capades. Something is definitely wrong. This is not good work. If this is the best God can do, I am not impressed. Results like these do not belong on the résumé of a Supreme Being. This is the kind of shit you'd expect from an office temp with a bad attitude."

Música, películas y libros

"The length of a flim should be directly related to the endurance of the human bladder."

Enseña, aprende, comparte

"We're being lead by an idiot with a crayon.”

Qué puedo ofrecer a los anfitriones

"Where we're going, there are no roads."

"If I behave as though this is a completely normal situation, then maybe it will be ...”

Países que he visitado

Belgium, Canada, Ethiopia, France, Germany, India, Ireland, Laos, Malaysia, Mexico, Nepal, Netherlands, Northern Ireland, Singapore, Spain, Sweden, Switzerland, Thailand, United States, Viet Nam

Países en los que he vivido

Cambodia, Iraq, Israel, Palestine, Poland, Tajikistan, United Kingdom