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Well, I am a German/English Scot who lived in Australia and France but am now living in Berlin. I was running around terrorising French people eating berret's and wearing baguettes, but now it's the Germans with beer and sausages - or something like that, I don't like bullshit in my life, so I expect none from anyone and they will receive none from me, I don't cry over spilt milk but make that a scotch and I may just have to....I think I may very well be a fun, easy going, well travelled writer. I love meeting new people and making new friends from all over the world. Looking for open minded fun people to connect with.
So I am the busty babe with attitude that can dispose of unwanted remains for a low price! My bust and beauty are a must have as I am not sure how many of my clients would want to have such delicate matters attended to by someone who looked like they had been hit by a freight train, shat on by a bird and dragged home by the cat! Just read these testimonies...
"Bone Grinders Inc. really came through for me in my time of need, I would of surely been screwed for 44 murders instead of 15....and though my homosexuality prevents me from seeing Anouska sexually, I must say - nice rack!" The late Jeffrey Dahmer
"Disposal has become a problem for the Family as the East River is starting to have too many "dead weights" in it, the sexy Anouska from Bone Grinders Inc. is a valuable member of our "Family" thanks to her "No questions" policy and discrete disposal" Antonio Mancini
"I own Amerika, so I must be smart, wenever a member of my administreetion has some reemark about my quotes or speelling, I have the CIA kille them ded. Not wanteing to bother the panises at Cingress to get reid of the bodey, I call Anouska at Bone Grinders Inc. She does good job. And if I didn't love mysellf soo much, I would be a Bill Clinton for her." Complete moron, George W Bush, President of USA.
"The luscious Anouska has disposed of many bodies for me, my only complaint is that she took vacation time when I needed her to dispose of two more...got me into a bit of hot water over that one" OJ Simpson.
Why I’m on Couchsurfing
HOW I PARTICIPATE IN COUCHSURFING
I am happy to host and to act as tour guide/beer buddy, or just a general crazy pain in the ass - getting arrested for having too good of a time can happen but hey, I will be right there with you in the watch house :)
I have only hosted, but it has been awesome. Spent NYE with a Brother/Sister duo whom I was hosting, had a blast with them and Banana Phone (more information given upon request XD)
Writing, reading, music, pubs, clubs, guitar, discovering, photography
One Amazing Thing I’ve Done
Bungee jumping in Aus
Halloween in NYC
Running through an abandoned Amusement park being chased by security and a dog
Held Elmo hostage :)
Teach, Learn, Share
I can't teach you anything, but my invisible friend Allistar can teach you everything from cooking to motorsports to reading Sandscript. He is awesome!!!!
Countries I’ve Visited
Andorra, Belgium, China, Denmark, Italy, Monaco, Netherlands, New Zealand, Singapore, Spain, Sweden, Switzerland, United Kingdom, United States
Countries I’ve Lived In
Australia, France, Germany, United Kingdom