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  • 40 References 26 Confirmed & Positive
  • Fluent in English, French; learning Dzongkha, Hiri Motu, Kinyarwanda
  • 33, Male
  • Member since 2010
  • Working, recent grad
  • Political Science
  • No hometown listed
  • Profile 100% complete

About Me

Stop gazing at my open fridge

I'm like Cpt. Jack Sparrow.

The little green man is watching us, making a study of us.

Why I’m on Couchsurfing

I'm nice and I offer a couch in a separate place. I share health food and cooking tips. I don't say I'm a nudist offering an emergency couch to desperate couch surfers waiting in a hostel lobby for a response to their 10 requests late in the evening after a long bus ride where they could not purchase food because no one accepted credit cards or spoke english, everywhere is fully booked and they're scared the host might leave them a bad reference.

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Saying precisely the opposite of what comes to mind

  • giraffes
  • quirky and surreal assumptions
  • flamingo legs
  • dead animals
  • russian spies
  • ninjas
  • the girl from space
  • whole foods and granola
  • pot
  • escaping the authorities
  • parroting
  • yoga practice

Music, Movies, and Books

Covered genres. I like folk, blues, hip hop, Bossa nova, reggae and punk.
Schwarzenegger, Willis, Stallone.
James Joyce's Ulysses. Turgenev's Fathers and Sons. Virgil's Aeneid

One Amazing Thing I’ve Done

Being a risk taker, leader of men, protector of loved ones and being able to emote.
I've lived in 7 countries and I did feats of journeying, crossing disasters, political unrest, bizarre celebrations and a giant crocodile.
I also hooked up in a haunted house.

Teach, Learn, Share

Recipes. Songs. Whatever.

What I Can Share with Hosts

Many things.

Countries I’ve Visited

Austria, Belarus, Belgium, Cambodia, Canada, China, Cyprus, Denmark, Egypt, England, Estonia, Finland, France, Germany, Greece, Iceland, Israel, Italy, Kazakhstan, Laos, Latvia, Lithuania, Malta, Mexico, Myanmar, Netherlands, Norway, Poland, Russian Federation, Spain, Sweden, Turkey, Ukraine, United Kingdom, United States

Countries I’ve Lived In

Canada, France, Netherlands, Russian Federation, Thailand, Ukraine, United Kingdom

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