CURRENT MISSION

Meet some awsome, friendly, real down-to-earth people! (on Maui, currently. And in the future of course)

ABOUT ME

I can come across initally as shy and distant.
I prefer to think of it as a meditation on the current social-situation
as an attempt to melt my icy layer of self-conciousness. Deep down
I'm warm as-fuck. I have a very ridiculous twisted scence of humor, watch out for my masterful implementation of " that's what she said" into every second thing you say! No-no I can refrain from that if I scence your not receptive.

PHILOSOPHY

Always be yourself.

Warum ich bei Couchsurfing bin

HOW I PARTICIPATE IN COUCHSURFING

By standing on street corners preaching the gospel, according to the book of couch-surfing?

COUCHSURFING EXPERIENCE

Well, I have slept on couches. I can be very polite and sweet. I won't eat your food( unless you tell me to ) and I won't stand outside your bedroom door breathing heavily. You may even ask yourself why you didn't get one of me for your couches earlier. Consider me a couch-cushion, or one of the blankets you drape over your couch to keep cat-hair from coming into contact with your precious sofa-fabric. Your couch will love me! And I will love her in return! If things work out between us we could get married! In all seriousness though, I belive my skills in couch-laying-down-on are more than adequate. I also smell good and sport the moustache of a gentlemen.

Interessen

I love it when the couch-master, ie; you, walks into room and smiles, as though to silently thank me for keeping their couch company. I hope to have alot more experiences to exite and entrall you with to fill this box with in the future.

• cats
• books
• dining
• working out
• meditation
• traveling
• surfing
• sports
• boxing

Musik, Filme und Bücher

I looooove movies, I couldn't even begin to list them all, ask me if require details. I love all sorts of music, at the moment I'm really into dubsep, Bowie and bob-Dylan. I like books... Good ones... To be honest I don't have the attention span to complete them.

Eine tolle Erfahrung, die ich gemacht habe

I really only want to say " your mom" but that's just absurd.

Lehren, lernen, teilen

I can travel through and terminate you like a cyborg. I can also make you smile by instructing you not to.