CURRENT MISSION

Geek the hell out!

ABOUT ME

I'm funny. Like really funny. Like, "oh my, this is hilarious, I may never hear anything as remotely entertaining ever in my short, hollow, miserable life, which will surely end in lonely death" funny.
Also I like to party and I'm great story teller. I know this one about possum and two buckets of lube but it's kinda offensive so maybe not here. Acclaimer: I'm a normal person, just doing my best to make everybody laugh, kinda my hobby.

PHILOSOPHY

By the word of great philosopher Lil' Jon "Whaaaaaat"?

Why I’m on Couchsurfing

HOW I PARTICIPATE IN COUCHSURFING

You can visit me in Wrocław, stay at my house, or just hang out. I hope one day I'll be able to revisit you.

COUCHSURFING EXPERIENCE

Not a lot, my friend did a lot of couch surfing. That way I met loads of interesting people.

Interests

Comic books, games, sci-fi and fantasy movies, music, all things Avengers, comedy and stand-up. I also do enjoy eating cereal and tea with milk. Some people find it odd, I find it FASCINATING.

• books
• partying
• movies
• tv
• drawing
• music
• cycling
• surfing
• philosophy

Music, Movies, and Books

"Step Brothers" is a must see, I've watched "Avengers" and "LOTR" several hundred times. Also, martial arts movies, especially bad ones. I also do enjoy good stroll on a beach, only to be interupted by ninjas.
I listen to variety of electronic music, begining with nu-disco, through house, ending on techno. Guitars freak me out, they look like big ears, can't handle that.
Authors - Vonnegut, Singer, Canetti, Fitzgerald, Mann.

One Amazing Thing I’ve Done

Once I was on Serbian National TV, drunk as hell and shouting toasts. No idea why, but it was cool. Also I got like top award for my drawing of a stork in 5th grade. It was suprisingly atonomically correct.

Teach, Learn, Share

I can teach how to be funny. For realsies, if you have girl problems (apart feeling bad for you, son) all you gotta do, is to crack fart joke and you're there. Trust me, it worked once, not for me, but it worked.
I wanna learn the meaning of love. Nah, joking, I wanna learn how to ride a bike, cause I have difficulties there.

Countries I’ve Visited

Czech Republic, Germany, Hungary, Italy, Montenegro, Serbia, Slovakia, Sweden, Ukraine

Countries I’ve Lived In

Poland, Sweden