Danish Sulemanji

Berlin, Berlin, Germany

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  • Fluent in English, Gujarati, Turkish, Urdu; learning German
  • 34, Male
  • Member since 2008
  • I play equations
  • I think its a good idea.
  • From Rawalpindi, Pakistan
  • Profile 65% complete

About Me


To lose weight by taking a huge dump.


I am tall. I am a boy. I have a short attention span. I am NOT open-minded because I can't stand people who:

- talk slowly
- walk slowly
- think that their god/religion is better than mine (I'm agnostic, btw)
- think that looks don't matter
- believe that one can burn carbon based fuels without heating up the Earth
- don't know how to play poker but claim that its a game of luck
- think that Paulo Coelho and Deepak Chopra are oh so deep
- luuuuurve Ayn Rand's bullcrap
- have nothing better to do than troll CS forums.

I like to eat, drink and be merry. I enjoy dirty,
politically-incorrect jokes while farting. Otherwise normal jokes suffice.

I also like to run, play tennis, squash, table tennis, football, poker, discuss philosophy and politics.


Life is a lemon.

On a more serious note, I am a strong believer in skepticism (get it?) and hedonism.

Why I’m on Couchsurfing


I have a couch available when I am not travelling. Occasionally I attend CS meetings.


I have hosted dozens of times and had mostly very positive experiences.


Poker, mathematics, eating, philosophy, politics, religion, running, BBQs, trying different types of beer, cooking and eating what I have cooked, wine, football, whiskey, squash.

Music, Movies, and Books

Music: Pink Floyd, King Crimson, Radiohead, Anathema, Antimatter, among others...
Movies: 12 Monkeys, Requiem for a dream, Firefly/Serenity.
Books: Angela's Ashes, To kill a mockingbird, Middlesex, the wheel of time, Dune, the game of thrones, a lot of other fantasy.

One Amazing Thing I’ve Done

e^(i*pi) + 1 = 0

Teach, Learn, Share

I can teach you how to cook Indian/Pakistani food as long as you buy me a beer or teach me how to cook your traditional/typical food.

I can also teach you some mathematics but equations never filled an empty belly. On the other hand, I used to make wine so I can give you tips on that. Now that is a useful hobby!

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