Kilauea, HI, United States

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  • Tour-Guide/Tattoo Artist/ Farmer/Chocolatier/Philanthropist
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About Me


To cut down the human population by half.....wait....did I say that outloud?


Old School sicilian punk rocker turned traveler, chef, artist, writer, back-country adventure/kayak tour-guide, Social Anarchist, veg-head, organic dirt-monger, kick-back, mellow dude with an intense, passionate edge. I Love hanging out with new, interesting people. I Love showing people around this beautiful island. And, I LOVE to cook awesome, organic, healthy food! I prefer small gatherings over large crowds.
I surf, hike, camp, surf, kayak (I own a two-man, and a yakboard), surf, swim, dive, surf,....And, I especially Love to surf!....Did I mention surfing?....Yeah, I Love that!

I'm ALWAYS down for a new adventure!


NEVER fuck with a Sicilian...Live your Life as if each moment was your last....Believe half of what you see, and NOTHING of what you hear (repeat that one to yourself as many times as you need to, until you GET it).....Cherish those that Love you, and forget those that don't....Treat others as you want to be treated....GO THERE!.....Resistance is Fertile!....Stay young 'til you're dead.....resist much, obey little.....Go BIG or go home!....Take risks!....If it ain't fun, it's done...If ya can't beat 'em, try harder!.....The clock is always ticking....Fuck the rules, play well!...Yo! Pass that shit, Fool!

Why I’m on Couchsurfing


Besides the fact that I've hosted almost 300 CSers over the last two years (some from this site....some not), I have a really comfy futon couch/bed in a cool old house in the heart of Kilauea town on the North Shore of Kaua'i. My place is clean and cozy, with good smells and vibes a' plenty! If you're lucky, I may create some delicious "Ohgawdness" for you in my kitchen. ;-) Please, DON'T BRING PETS OR UNEXPECTED GUESTS.


I haven't had to couch surf much, other than moving from place to place. Traveling through France, and Italy (Sicily, mostly), many people would invite me to stay in their homes. But, I've mostly stayed with family, friends, or in hostiles.
Most of the CSers that I've hosted, however, have been THE coolest!.....MOST.


I Love creating Art, Music, literature, and Food. I'm a total outdoorsman. I Love to surf, hike, camp, dive, swim, kayak, and just hang out. I'm a BIG movie buff! Dinner and a movie at home is my prefered nightlife. But, I often make it out amongst the people. Mi Gusta good herbs....CHOCOLATE...and, good times!

Music, Movies, and Books

Movies: Harold and Maude (favoritest movie, ever), Rockers, Saving Grace, Death To Smoochy, American Beauty, American Psycho, American Splendor, Head, The Whale Rider, The Shining, Twin Peaks: Fire Walk With Me, Life Is Beautiful, One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest, Clockwork Orange, The Big Lebowski, Barton Fink, Fargo, Raising Arizona, Pink Flamingos, Let The Right One In, Barfly, Mr. Smith Goes To Washington, You Can't Take It With You, Ed Wood, Heavy Metal, Paint Your Wagon, I'm a HUGE fan of documentaries, and many many more....
Music: Bad Brains (favoritest band, ever!), Midnite, Descendents, FEAR, Dennis Brown, Gregory Isaacs, Gyptian, Crass, Johnny Cash, Willie Nelson, Marvin Gaye, Otis Redding, Prince, Circle Jerks, Sublime, Bob Marley, Ziggy Marley, Stephen Marley, Frank Sinatra, Dean Martin, Sammy Davis Jr., Mel Torme, The Inkspots, Ravi Shankar, African Headcharge, Deep Forest, The Beatles, Dead Kennedies, NOFX, Subhumans, U.S. Bombs, Heptones, Mishka, Patrice, Twinkle Brothers, Smokey Robinson, UK Subs, Seven Seconds, Bad Religion, Turbulence, Sizzla, Cowboy Junkies, Elvis, Elvis Costello, etc., etc....
Books: Anything by Edward Abbey, Tom Robbins, Henry Miller, Anais Nin, Kurt Vonnegut,

One Amazing Thing I’ve Done

This one time....I was drinking a glass of soymilk, and I laughed so hard at something that it shot outta my nose!

Teach, Learn, Share

The possibilities are infinite!
Also, peep my 'Kaua'i Anarcho-Eco-Tourism' group!...I offer guided Na Pali Coast/Kalalau Valley Kayak Tours in the summer.

Countries I’ve Visited

Belize, Costa Rica, France, Greece, Mexico, Saint Kitts and Nevis, Samoa, Virgin Islands, U.S.

Countries I’ve Lived In

Italy, Jamaica, Switzerland, United States

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