CURRENT MISSION

I spent the better part of my adult life travel the fringe of the world, far out of sight from the watching eye of Sauron.
I've set up shop in Antigua, Guatemala where I don't need a license to drive my motorcycle and where it's nobody's business but my own what I do with my body.

ABOUT ME

I'm a Disney Pornstar building junkyard castles, glittering street muts and sky racing vulcanos.
Of course I live every day like I am Biggie Smalls. Safety first.

PHILOSOPHY

I choose war of the heart over peace in my mind
Be grateful for existence
Try to act and not just be the witness

Why I’m on Couchsurfing

HOW I PARTICIPATE IN COUCHSURFING

Hey travelers out there! Currently me and the crazy crew at the Hoco Safe House have room for surfers.

We run a motorbike rental/tour company and know Antigua with all it's secret magical surroundings better than most.

COUCHSURFING EXPERIENCE

Began using it '05 hitchhiking from mid-Sweden to Madrid, Spain. In the last decade CS experiences has come and gone depending on living situations.

Don't surf just because you're cheap and don't host just because there's space is my take on it.
Surf because a host makes you curious. Host if you have the time to tend to a guest.

Interests

On the side of writing which I consider my main passion I do bilingual rap, draw filthy pornographic pictures, spray paint flower pots, photograph dogs, make pig skin tattoos, climb vulcanos and practice Thai boxing.

Just like I find life to be a balance between ration and emotion, science and spirituality I find that a good personality is balanced between depth and superficiality.
You don't have to be some sort of brainiac to talk to me. Honestly if you have no interest in things like sports, fashion, video-games, sex, violence and a good party you might have a hard time to get what I'm really about.

• dogs
• writing
• fashion
• tattoos
• running
• partying
• shopping
• flowers
• traveling
• painting
• drawing
• sports
• boxing
• business
• science
• hitchhiking

Music, Movies, and Books

For those of you who are into music, feel free to check my taste out on spotify, username; Hannes Holmquist

As for books you can check out what I read and like at goodreads.com

One Amazing Thing I’ve Done

I'm a novelist, I do not intend to write that story here

Teach, Learn, Share

1. We are all cavemen thrown into the future
2. Every word reflects a liftetime of misunderstandings
3. Sex is nothing but the most basic and fundamental of human philosophies.
4.If you think you're a special you're an idiot
But if you don't dream of being; you're even worse.
5. If everything is relative; ignorance truly is bliss

Countries I’ve Visited

Australia, Bosnia and Herzegovina, Cambodia, China, Croatia, Denmark, El Salvador, Finland, France, Germany, Guatemala, Honduras, India, Indonesia, Laos, Malaysia, Mexico, Nicaragua, Norway, Serbia, Spain, Thailand, Turkey, United States, Viet Nam

Countries I’ve Lived In

Canada, Guatemala, Sweden

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