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Overview
About Me
CURRENT MISSION
Rule the world. Or talk Justin Bieber into eating his tongue.
ABOUT ME
- Saying I'm awesome would be proud (yes, even for fench people)
- Saying I'm a complete idiot wouldn't be accurate, some parts are missing.
- Saying I'm Batman would be a nonsense
So....I won't say anything. You'll see (have faith, I'm actually a nice guy)
PHILOSOPHY
- Always be yourself. Unless you can be Batman. Then always be a Batman.
- Carpe Diem Motherfucker
NOTE :
Please tell me your worst (yeah yeah, I said WORST, not best) joke when sending me your couch request so I'm sure you've actually read these lines and you're not just copy pasting demands without even reading people's profile, like I do when I'm surfing (I'm kidding. More or less). But seriously, I won’t even answer to copy&paste requests.
Why I’m on Couchsurfing
HOW I PARTICIPATE IN COUCHSURFING
I host surfers if/when I can, with the great hope not to be only a "free hotel" and share more than a couch with my guests (I'm talking about parties, chats, experiences...not sex, chill out)
COUCHSURFING EXPERIENCE
Mainly host, even if since I'm very (very) busy at work, I can't do it as often as I wish I could.
I've surfed only once (in Boston).
Interests
Unicorns, butterflies, justice and peace.
[don't]
- arts
- architecture
- design
- street art
- photography
- partying
- movies
- traveling
- music
- snowboarding
- languages
- graffiti
- urbex
Music, Movies, and Books
Wow...Vast topic. What's your plans for the next 2 weeks?
One Amazing Thing I’ve Done
- Waking up in a car trunk (in Mexico; it matters)
- Almost drown myself trying to help a friend not to do so in an apocalyptic scene in a crazy river in Laos
- Lost half a toe (it's back to normal now, chill out) by stepping on a water-jet barefoot in a night club (yeah yeah yeah, I know...I shouldn't have been barefoot in a nightclub in the first place, but sh*t happens)
- Being woken up by a monkey jumping on my face in the middle of the jungle in Chiappas
- Broke a rib by missing a backflip...from a 13 metre high zipline, and almost drown myself (again) because I couldn't swim after the shock (still in a crazy river in Laos)
"Chill out, the worst is yet to com" :D
Teach, Learn, Share
- Teach : languages (French english italian spanish), some notions of photography, CINEMA (I mean recommandations and chats between cinephiles, but I won't teach you how to direct a movie; Just wanted to be clear. You can't suit me. It's written. Right here. Don't suit. Easy)
- Learn : "How to grow a domestic genius in a lamp". And if no one knows how to do that, well...everything else, I love to learn (yes I'm serious about this one, I'm not ALWAYS sarcastic)
- Share : STD? (O.K.*)
*Obviously Kidding
Countries I’ve Visited
Argentina, Australia, Austria, Belgium, Bolivia, Cambodia, Canada, Chile, China, Georgia, Guadeloupe, Hungary, Indonesia, Ireland, Italy, Japan, Laos, Luxembourg, Mexico, Myanmar, Netherlands, New Zealand, Philippines, Poland, Russian Federation, Singapore, South Korea, Spain, Sweden, Switzerland, Thailand, Tunisia, United Kingdom, United States
Countries I’ve Lived In
Australia, France, Italy, Mexico