CURRENT MISSION

Rule the world. Or talk Justin Bieber into eating his tongue.

ABOUT ME

- Saying I'm awesome would be proud (yes, even for fench people)
- Saying I'm a complete idiot wouldn't be accurate, some parts are missing.
- Saying I'm Batman would be a nonsense

So....I won't say anything. You'll see (have faith, I'm actually a nice guy)

PHILOSOPHY

- Always be yourself. Unless you can be Batman. Then always be a Batman.

- Carpe Diem Motherfucker

NOTE :

Please tell me your worst (yeah yeah, I said WORST, not best) joke when sending me your couch request so I'm sure you've actually read these lines and you're not just copy pasting demands without even reading people's profile, like I do when I'm surfing (I'm kidding. More or less). But seriously, I won’t even answer to copy&paste requests.

Por que estou no Couchsurfing?

HOW I PARTICIPATE IN COUCHSURFING

I host surfers if/when I can, with the great hope not to be only a "free hotel" and share more than a couch with my guests (I'm talking about parties, chats, experiences...not sex, chill out)

COUCHSURFING EXPERIENCE

Mainly host, even if since I'm very (very) busy at work, I can't do it as often as I wish I could.
I've surfed only once (in Boston).

Interesses

Unicorns, butterflies, justice and peace.

[don't]

• arts
• architecture
• design
• street art
• photography
• partying
• movies
• traveling
• music
• snowboarding
• languages
• graffiti
• urbex

Músicas, Filmes e Livros

Wow...Vast topic. What's your plans for the next 2 weeks?

Uma Coisa Incrível que Eu Fiz

- Waking up in a car trunk (in Mexico; it matters)

- Almost drown myself trying to help a friend not to do so in an apocalyptic scene in a crazy river in Laos

- Lost half a toe (it's back to normal now, chill out) by stepping on a water-jet barefoot in a night club (yeah yeah yeah, I know...I shouldn't have been barefoot in a nightclub in the first place, but sh*t happens)

- Being woken up by a monkey jumping on my face in the middle of the jungle in Chiappas

- Broke a rib by missing a backflip...from a 13 metre high zipline, and almost drown myself (again) because I couldn't swim after the shock (still in a crazy river in Laos)

"Chill out, the worst is yet to com" :D

Ensine, Aprenda, Compartilhe

- Teach : languages (French english italian spanish), some notions of photography, CINEMA (I mean recommandations and chats between cinephiles, but I won't teach you how to direct a movie; Just wanted to be clear. You can't suit me. It's written. Right here. Don't suit. Easy)

- Learn : "How to grow a domestic genius in a lamp". And if no one knows how to do that, well...everything else, I love to learn (yes I'm serious about this one, I'm not ALWAYS sarcastic)

- Share : STD? (O.K.*)

*Obviously Kidding

Países que Visitei

Argentina, Australia, Austria, Belgium, Bolivia, Cambodia, Canada, Chile, China, Georgia, Guadeloupe, Hungary, Indonesia, Ireland, Italy, Japan, Laos, Luxembourg, Mexico, Myanmar, Netherlands, New Zealand, Philippines, Poland, Russian Federation, Singapore, South Korea, Spain, Sweden, Switzerland, Thailand, Tunisia, United Kingdom, United States

Países em que Morei

Australia, France, Italy, Mexico