CURRENT MISSION

Make 364 new friends this year...

ABOUT ME

a)Boooooooooooooring ****** I am very annnnnnnnoying ******.... I pick my nose while eating, I smell like cow, just from the shed/shade/shred... :):):):):) normally excited about nothing... I'm a couch potatoe, so my/our/her/his bed is free. I respect the person who invented T.V.... I curse the person who Invented the alarm, but bless the one who invented snooze... Snooze button is my favourite on my phone.... I am a woman, so lie to me that I look awesome... And that I'm not fat/plump/big/huge/ ginomus... I love parties, *my* (note the use of my) town is small. I'm interested in geography, food, eating, and more food... I'm a village girl, so I don't know what sushi is. But it sounds like i don't know what. We have a cheese factory in Eldoret, but I won't accompany you... I'll give you directions. I love ppl... And I wink @ strangers, I am TRYING to quit alcohol, so bring one from your country. My neighbours have donkeys... They sing lullaby's for us...
b) i was concieved in Nairobi... Born there too, but my papa decided that he wants me to be a village girl.we moved to Eldoret, the home of Kenyan athletes (personally, i can run faster than a tortoise). I'm Easy going(always), talkative(sometimes), bad with time(sometimes, but mostly always), adventurous(always).I am not afraid of trying new things...I am attracted to people who have big dreams and are visionary. I am creative, ideas keep popping in my head(business ideas); dancing and swimming, and surfing the internet and networking and parties ... Things that i love. Ie, i am a SANGUINE. Very energetic and youthful...For more, lets meet up

I wrote this 2 years ago, I am aging and I am lazy to update. I am not as exciting as I used to be :D

PHILOSOPHY

I dodged class during philosophy lesson, also the psychology lesson and all the theory classes... So I don't have a philosophy .

Por qué estoy en Couchsurfing

HOW I PARTICIPATE IN COUCHSURFING

I host and show ppl around(but I don't take people to the cheese factory) introduce them to my pals, and make their trip memorable...

DISCLAIMER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I LIVE IN A TOWN WHERE I DO NOT GET MANY REQUESTS SO I TAKE YOU QUITE SERIOUSLY WHEN YOU SAY YOU WANT TO BE SHOWN AROUND, bla blah.. BUT NOW.... IF ANYTHING HAPPENDS AND YOU CAN,T MAKE IT, YOU BETTER INFORM ME, SINCE CHANCES ARE HIGH THAT I HAVE CLEARED MY SCHEDULE TO BE WITH YOU. THIS IS WHY I NOW GIVE YOU MY NUMBER +254736652621... IF YOU DO NOT INFORM ME OF CHANGE OF PLANS, FROM TODAY ONWARDS, I SHALL PUT YOU IN THE IDIOTS HALL OF FAME AND PUBLISH YOUR NAME FOR WASTING ME.

COUCHSURFING EXPERIENCE

I've surfed with Mandela in Robben Island, Hosted Neil on the moon (that's why I don't host Americans who carry flags anymore ), Newton was chilling in my garden when the apple fell on him. Mark Zuckerberg I refused to host him because he neither had friends nor references. Sailed with Robinson Crusoe. He's quite a hog. I'm still thinking whether to host Mubarak... He's coming for exile here in a months time... Should I?

Intereses

Food, food, Scenaries, food, food, dancing,food, food, playing around dangerous waterfalls :) , swimming,food, food, Anyhting that makes my adrenaline flow...
One more thing, food... And Russia.

• writing
• singing
• dancing
• dining
• cheese
• running
• partying
• flying
• gardening
• surfing
• rock climbing
• swimming
• business
• emergency services
• geography
• psychology

Música, películas y libros

Gospel rock, perfect music, other than that, modern music. And any song by sean kingston, he is a great artist. i dont read books(unless i am TERREBLY BORED)
movies: dance movies, drama, love stories,
I like documentaries on sea life and scenaries...

Algo increíble que he hecho

When I look into the mirror, I see the most amazing 'thing'
done... Smoked weed in a church convent.(well, thats not really amazing, i just thought it fits here )
amazing thing I've heard, a dutch cow burped... The farmer was smoking, and the whole farm was in flames. Gee, what do the dutch cows eat?

Enseña, aprende, comparte

I'll teach you the many ways to kill a rat, I teach pigs to fly, how to fart in public(everyone else does it... Don't be shy) .
I give free English lessons to people from the U.K. I teach my guests how to hunt termites with a bow and arrow. I'm willing to share the food in your plate.
You had better have something to teach me. Literally. I have a chalk board at my house
ok, again, I'm so generous with my skills, so I'll also teach you how to
. Put your shit together
. chew gum while climbing stairs
. Steal sweets from children
. Get into trouble with the Kenyan police
. Kill a rabbit
. Russia
. writing a C.V (Commitment vows)
. be a suicide bomber, you'll have to be super kin, as I teach only once
. mediate N.Korea and S.Korea
. Greet random ppl I don't know
. HSDUIDWED then we will @#!$@!#$$% so its gonna #$@$!D#@!S34f....
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Países que he visitado

Burundi, Rwanda, Uganda

Países en los que he vivido

Australia, Burundi, Kenya, Rwanda, Uganda

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