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  • Fluent in English; learning French, Spanish
  • 30, Male
  • Member since 2009
  • Underachiever extraordinaire, dreamer, wanderluster, Al B...
  • Life and a lot of it
  • From Seattle, Wa United States
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About Me


To live forever...or until i get bored...


I am truly honest, with the exception only of sarcasm and my attempts at humor. I'm an open minded realist that loves to laugh at the world. I'm quiet, passionate, adventurous, empathetic, intelligent, and trustworthy. I love intellectual conversation, reading, watching movies, music, travel, tattoos, shows/concerts, theater, museums, photography, writing, and most other forms of art.


"We all die. The goal isn't to live forever, the goal is to create something that will."
-Chuck Palahniuk

Why I’m on Couchsurfing


I look for interesting people who might want to show me somewhere or something new and let me live a few days in their lives. I've hosted, surfed, and participated in many meet-ups.


I've met a lot of good people and learned a lot from the community. I'm glad to have known others with the same adventurous spirit.


Music, movies, art, photography, philosophy, sleeping, making people feel uncomfortable, and travel.

Music, Movies, and Books

Noise rock, indie, math rock, instrumental, ambient, atmospheric, progressive, hardcore, punk, metal, etc.

Some of my favorite movies are Fight Club, The Unbearable Lightness Of Being, The Master, Cashback, Sleuth, The Chumscrubber, Pi, and many more.

My favorite writers are Tom Robbins, Chuck Palahniuk, David Sedaris, and Richard Dawkins.

One Amazing Thing I’ve Done

I have died twice and lived to tell about it. Ask me about it sometime.

Teach, Learn, Share

I enjoy meeting those that speak not only to hear the sound of their own voice, or for gain, but seek to make real connections. Our differences make us who we are. Respect, kindness, and compassion should transcend all ideologies.

Countries I’ve Visited


Countries I’ve Lived In

United States

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